Timid Man Quotes in UHF (1989)
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Timid Man Quotes:
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[On the television show "Conan the Librarian"]
Timid Man: Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?
[Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands]
Conan the Librarian: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
Movie Announcer: [addressing viewers] He's Conan the Librarian!
Young book customer: [before Conan slices him in half] These books are a little overdue.
-- Timid Man
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Characters on UHF (1989)
- Stanley Spadowski
- Kuni
- Phyllis Weaver
- Bob Steckler
- George Newman
- Sy Greenblum
- R.J. Fletcher
- Richard Fletcher
- Little Weasel
- Movie Announcer
- Pamela Finklestein
- Joe Earley
- Killer Thug
- Conan the Librarian
- Young book customer
- Raul Hernandez
- Teri Campbell
- Earl Ramsey
- Harvey Bilchik
- Animal Deliveryman
- Crazy Ernie
- Esther Bilchik
- FCC Man