Tik-Tok Quotes in Return to Oz (1985)

Tik-Tok: I have always valued my lifelessness.

Lead Wheeler: You'll be sorry for treating me like this! I'm a TERRIBLE fierce person!

Tik-Tok: I am only a machine. So I can not be sorry or happy, no matter what happens.

Tik-Tok: These Wheelers can be tricky customers.

Jack Pumpkinhead: [the trio are assembling the Gump together, but Tik-Tok's brains are running down] Here's a broom Tik-Tok, it'll make a great tail.

Tik-Tok: Excellent. Now we must Gump the head at the front, and tie Jack's feet together.

Jack Pumpkinhead: Right. Tie my feet together

[Jack does so]

Tik-Tok: Bring that mantlepiece to the desk, and then annoint the palms!

Jack Pumpkinhead: Right, annoint the-

[Jack falls due to his feet being tied]

Tik-Tok: That is right Jack. Left, right, wrong.

Jack Pumpkinhead: What are you talking about Tik-Tok?

Tik-Tok: Little girl, squaking eggs, make chicken fly the coop.

Billina: Coop?

Lead Wheeler: Please, let me go. Please, please, let me go. Pleeaase, let me go! Let me go!

Dorothy: All right Tik Tok, let him go.

Tik-Tok: [to Wheeler] Behave yourself now!

Lead Wheeler: I WILL behave! I'll-I'll behave!

[Tik Tok lets him go]

Lead Wheeler: [Wheeler laughs] Behave!

[skates away]

Lead Wheeler: [laughing] Behave... I'll be... - ohhps!

[falls]

Lead Wheeler: [laughing] YOU BEHAVE!

[laughing]