Tigress Quotes in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Tigress: [to Po] Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the Pandas... you MUST teach them to fight!

Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

[Po makes a sudden funny face]

Tigress: Oh that is it!

[she lunges at Po]

Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

[Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back]

Mantis: And may... have also stopped his heart.

Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

Monkey: Or even see his toes.

Tigress: [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps] If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

Monkey: But, he will.

Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?

Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.

Po: I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna take a lot more than dew, and universe... juice.

Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

Tigress: The panda?

Shifu: Yes, the panda!

Tigress: Master, please!

[pushes chair out]

Tigress: Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!

Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!

[points at Po, then realizes he's not there]

Shifu: Where'd he go?

Po: Hey, guys...

Tigress: [bowing low before Po] Master.

[the rest of the Five follow suit]

Po: Master?... Master Shifu!

Po: [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

Oogway: How interesting.

Tigress: Master, are you pointing at... me?

Oogway: Him.

Po: Who?

[Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]

Oogway: You.

Po: What?

Oogway: [Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

Po: What?

Tigress, Crane, Monkey, Mantis, Viper: What?

Shifu: WHAT?

Mr. Ping: WHAT?

Tigress: You don't belong here.

Po: Right, I know. This is your room.

Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.

[Closes door]

Po: [after awkward pause] Big fan.

Tai Lung: Where's the Dragon Warrior?

Tigress: How do you know you're not looking at her?

Tai Lung: [laughs] You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!

Monkey: Po?

Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...

Po: This is nothing like that plan.

Tigress: How?

Po: Because this one is gonna work.

Viper: Impressive, Dragon Warrior! What's your plan?

Po: Step one, free the Five!

Viper: What's step two?

Po: Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.

Tigress: Po!

Po: Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the harbor!

Po: The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened! Where I came from! Who I am.

[pause]

Po: Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hardcore can't understand.

[Tigress lunges at Po]

Viper: Tigress, no!

[Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops]

Tigress: The hardcore DO understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed.

[pulls away]

Tigress: [to the rest] We're going.

Crane: Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?

Tigress: Stop being a wimp.

Monkey: ...And, she's back.

Po: [Tigress catches him beating up the ship's mast] Uh, I'm... training.

Tigress: The mast is not a worthy opponent.

[flips through the air and lands beside Po with her hand extended toward him]

Tigress: I am ready.

Po: Okay. So serious...

Tigress: Don't worry Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles".

Mr. Ping: [stands there worried, while the the five and Po go to save China] "noodles"

[rushing off to save the Musicians' Village]

Tigress: No snack stops this time.

Po: Ha-ha-ha! "Snack stops"!

[scoffs, then follows her]

Po: Wait, are you serious?

Po: I found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.

Tigress: Your dad, the goose?

[Po nods]

Tigress: [deadpan] That must have been quite a shock.