Tigger Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Tigger: [after he pounced the balloon] Consider yourself pounced.

Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo: They break your crayons.

Rabbit: They spill your tea!

Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

Piglet: They clog your pipes.

Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh: They eat your snacks.

Piglet: They won't relax!

Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

Kanga: They steal your youth!

Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

[from trailer]

Tigger: Blugadeebloo!

[Tigger bounces Pooh]

Pooh: A simple "Hello" would do, thank you very much.

Tigger: [after opening the window of Owl's door that hits Rabbit in the face] THE BACKSON? CAPTURED BY THE BACKSON! What's a Backson?

Tigger: It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.

[singing]

Tigger: Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy / Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one / I'm the only one! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tigger: Tigger Two? I thought the Backson got you. As soon as we get out of here, we're gonna show that Backson what Tiggers are made of, aren't we?

Eeyore: Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore.

Tigger: What? But what about all the bouncing, and - and the trouncing, and the mixing it up? I thought you liked being a Tigger.

Eeyore: The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one.

Tigger: Aw, shucks. I'm speechless.

Piglet: [him and ballon are sat on by Tigger] I c-c-cant b-b-b-breathe.

Tigger: Oops!

[picks Piglet and balloon up]

Tigger: Sorry about that little guy, didn't mean to scare you like that.

Tigger: We're genouses.

[honey gets poured on him]

Tigger: Sticky genoiuses!

Tigger: Brilliant deduction there, Pooh boy.

Tigger: I tried to stop, but it's "snow" use!

Rabbit: Piglet? Where is Piglet?

Tigger: We musta lost track of him after we got chased by the bees.

Winnie the Pooh: Tigger, are you ready for the hive yet?

Tigger: All I am is ready.

Tigger: Bounce this way!

Tigger: Thanks Donkey Boy!

Eeyore: Mmhm.

Rabbit: Thanks Eeyore.

Eeyore: Anytime.

Winnie the Pooh: Thank you Eeyore.

Eeyore: You're Welcome.

Tigger: It's a regularine Piglet map!

Rabbit: That's the silliest thing i've ever heard!

Tigger: You're ruining it Rabbit!

Rabbit: I am not!

Tigger: Hand it over Bunny Boy! Finding Piglets is what Tiggers do best!

Rabbit: It's what Rabbits do best!

Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.

Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid of that.

Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.

[chuckles, then smacks]

Tigger: Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don't like honey!

Winnie the Pooh: But you said you that you liked...

Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

Winnie the Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.

Tigger: That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.

Tigger: Say, who are you?

Narrator: I'm the narrator.

Tigger: Oh, well, please, for goodness' sakes, narrate me down from here.

Tigger: [looking at his reflection] Oh, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Oh, what a strange-looking creature. Mmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposterous" chin, and those "rickydickorous" striped py-jamas!

Winnie the Pooh: Looks like another tigger to me.

Tigger: Oh, no, it's not. I'm the only tigger.

[briefly giggles]

Tigger: Watch me scare the stripes off of this imposter.

[Tigger growls at his reflection; he scares himself, and hides under Pooh's table]

Tigger: Is-Is-Is... Is he gone?

Winnie the Pooh: All except the tail.

[Tigger tucks his tail]

Winnie the Pooh: He's gone.

Tigger: [singing; repeated lines] The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / Oh but the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / IIIII'm the only one.

[growls]

[Tigger has been freed from the tree after promising never to bounce again]

Tigger: [ecstatic] Oh, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing!

[he leaps into the air to bounce, but Rabbit stops him in mid-leap]

Rabbit: Ah-ah-ah! You promised, you promised!

Tigger: [falling back down sadly] Oh, I did, didn't I? You mean I-I can't ever bounce again?

Rabbit: Never!

Tigger: [traumatized] Never?

[he lips quivers]

Tigger: N-Not even just - one teensy-weensy bounce?

Rabbit: [defiantly] Not even a smidgen of a bounce!

Tigger: Hello, I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: You said that.

Tigger: Oh. Well, did I say I was hungry?

Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.

Tigger: Well, then I'll say it: I'm hungry.

Tigger: I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah. And you're sitting on it.

Tigger: Yeah. And it's comfy, too!

Tigger: Come on, Rabbit. Let's you and me bounce, huh?

Rabbit: Good heavens! M-m-me bounce?

Tigger: [joyfully] Why, certainly! Look, you've got the feet for it.

Rabbit: I have?

Tigger: Sure.

[dances hurriedly with Rabbit]

Tigger: Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!

Tigger: [Sitting on Pooh's stomach] And who are you?

Winnie the Pooh: I'm Pooh.

Tigger: Oh, Pooh.

[giggles]

Tigger: Sure! Uh - what's a pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: You're sitting on one.

Tigger: T-I-double"guh"-errrrr, that spells Tigger!

Roo: I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?

Tigger: Climb trees? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Why, that's what tiggers do best! Only tiggers don't climb trees, they *bounce* 'em! Come on, let's go! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Winnie the Pooh: Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.

Piglet: Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?

Tigger: Halloo!

Winnie the Pooh: Yes. It's a "jagular."

Piglet: W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, "jagulars" always call,

[drops Piglet]

Winnie the Pooh: "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.

Piglet: I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.

Christopher Robin: You're next, Tigger. Jump!

Tigger: Er, jump? Tiggers don't jump, they bounce.

Winnie the Pooh: Then bounce down.

Tigger: Don't be "ridickorous"; Tiggers only bounce up!

Christopher Robin: You can climb down, Tigger.

Tigger: Ah, but tiggers can't climb down, uh, uh, because, uh... oh, oh their tails get in the way!

Rabbit: Hooray! That settles it. If he won't jump, and he can't climb down, then we'll just have to leave him up there forever!

Roo: [swings off Tigger's tail to another branch] What's the matter, Tigger?

Tigger: Phew-ah, thank goodness, I was just getting seasick from...

[gulps]

Tigger: seeing too much.

Tigger: [while Roo is swinging on his tail] S-s-s-s-s-stop that, kid, please!

[cut to his point of view]

Tigger: S-T-O-P! Stop! You're rocking the forest!

Tigger: Well, I gotta go now. I've got a lotta bouncin' to do.

[chuckles]

Tigger: T-T-F-N: ta-ta for now!

Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: Oh. You scared me.

Tigger: Yeah sure i did everyone's scared of Tiggers.

Tigger: Hello Pooh! I'm Tigger T i double guh err That spells Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah i know. You've bounced me before.

Tigger: I did? Oh yeah i recogonize you. You're the one who's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah and your sitting on it.

Tigger: Yeah and it's comfy too. Well i gotta go now i got allot of bouncing to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

Tigger: Hello, Rabbit! I'm Tigger! T-I-double guh...

Rabbit: Please, please, don't spell it! Oh dear, oh dear, just... just look at my beautiful garden!

Tigger: Yyyyyuck! And messy, isn't it?

Rabbit: Messy? Messy? It's *ruined*! It's ruined, Tigger! Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing?

Tigger: Why? That's what tiggers do best! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tigger: The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / Tiggers are cuddly fellas / Tiggers are awfully sweet / Everyone el-es is jealous / That's why I repeat and repeat / The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are marvellous chaps / They're loaded with vim and with vigor / They love to leap in your laps / They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, pumpy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / I'm the only...

[Tigger crashes into Winnie the Pooh]

Tigger: You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce.

Tigger: [asking about doing the whoop de dooper loop de looper alley ooper bounce]

Roo: You're a little on the smallish side of tiny and kinda lacking in perpendicular.

Roo: What is this doo-hickey?

Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.

Tigger: Maybe this belonged to my uncle!

[pulls out apple core]

[first lines]

[various shots of a live-action bedroom with the characters portrayed as stuffed animals]

Narrator: [narrating] Now this might be the room of any small boy. But it just so happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with; and together, they had many remarkable adventures in an enchanted place called the Hundred Acre Wood.

[crossfade to a windowsill as the camera zooms toward it with Pooh as a stuffed animal sits next to a red hardcover book with "WINNIE THE POOH' inscribed on the front cover]

Narrator: [as the "Winnie the Pooh" book opens] But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's very best friend was a bear called Winnie the Pooh.

[Tigger in his animated form appears]

Tigger: [to the narrator; dismayed] WINNIE THE POOH?

Tigger: [closes the book] Wait half a darn minute! It seems to me that most of these stories are about that silly old bear!

[the narrator proceeds to "open" the book again; moving Tigger out of the way]

Narrator: Well then, Tigger. Who *should* this story be about?

Tigger: Well, I happen to know someone who's extremely fascinatin', not to mention handsome and debonair-y.

Narrator: But the title already says "Winnie the Pooh".

Tigger: Oh, that's easy to fix!

[the book falls over with Tigger still in it, but he props it back up again and uses various parts of the title page and the tree to create the film's title, "The Tigger Movie"]

Tigger: [Tigger notices that "Tigger" in the title isn't colored, so he nudges the book and "Tigger" becomes orange]

Tigger: [about the title of the movie] There, now that's a wonderful title! And speaking of wonderful things... woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Tigger does the Whoop-de-Dooper, Loop-de-Looper, Ali-Ooper Bounce into the book]

Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger! That's T I double Guh Err. And that's me.

Winnie The Pooh: I know. You bounced me lots and lots of times.

Tigger: Yeah fun ain't it? Say you wanna go bouncing with me? On account of bouncing is what Tiggers do eh best. Ew.

Winnie The Pooh: Well i would go bouncing with you Tigger. Expect i must count all these honey pots to be sure i have enough for winter. Oh let me get that please. Bother!

Tigger: Yuck! Why do these Pooh Bears like this icky sticky stuff anyways? Well no time for goofing off i've got dolling to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

Tigger: I wonder why nobody wants to bounce with me? hmm. Oh well who am i talking about? There's plenty of others i haven't even asked yet.

Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.

Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...

Rabbit: [silencing everybody] One at a time!

[immediate silence]

Rabbit: Thank you. Now what is going...?

Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

Rabbit: Er, Tigger?

Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams.

Roo: 'Scuse me. What's a heffalump?

Rabbit, Tigger: What's a heffalump?

Rabbit: Hem hem.

[singing]

Rabbit: Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.

Tigger: It's gotta fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.

Roo: H-hey everybody, look what I found!

[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery, a large a hole in the grass]

Tigger: [pointing] It's a swimming pool.

Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

Winnie the Pooh: [at Tigger's door] Ho, ho - ho?

Tigger: [closing the door] Gasp! Sandy Claws!

[opens the door again, then closes it]

Tigger: Yep.

[chuckles briefly]

Tigger: That's him! Though I always thought he was taller.

Winnie the Pooh: Um, it's awfully cold out here in the cold - if I could come in?

Tigger: [opening the door a third time, then closing it] Why sure, you - HEY, wait a minute! Isn't Sandy Claws supposed to come down the chimaney?

Winnie the Pooh: [looking up to Tigger's roof] Ohhh - ho, ho, ho... bother!

Tigger: [singing] Oooh, Sandy Claws is coming down my chimney! Sandy Claws is coming down my chimney!

Tigger: [giving the letter to Pooh to send to Santa] Get that to Sandy hasty-posty.

Tigger: [after Pooh delivers his makeshift bouncer, he promptly unwraps it] Oh boy, my super-duper bouncer!

[cut to him outside, taking a gigantic bounce with his bouncer for the first time]

Tigger: Hey, I can bounce in the snow! Ho-ho, what a present! Just what I always *wanted*!

[he and his bouncer fall back to earth, with the bouncer breaking on impact and Tigger almost buried in the snow]

Tigger: Definutely *not* what I always wanted.