Ticketed Driver Quotes in The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

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Ticketed Driver Quotes:

  • Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau checks the parking meter and measures the distance between the car and the curb] Clearly a violation!

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Parking ticket.

    Ticketed Driver: What is this for?

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [the driver gets into his car] 31 centimeters from the curb, 9 centimeters too far. 9 centimeters into the seamy black underbelly of crime.

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau tries to put the parking ticket on the driver's windshield, but he activates his wipers and sprays Clouseau with window cleaning fluid as Clouseau tries to put the ticket through the car's window] Gah! Ugh! You must take the ticket! Take it!

    Ticketed Driver: Never!

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [the driver rolls up his window] You must take the ticket! Ow!

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [the driver starts his car, with Clouseau's arm caught in the car's window as the car drives away; Clouseau laughs] You're not wearing your seatbelt! You are going to have to go to traffic school!

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau gets a newspaper stuck on his face] Whoooah...

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oops, pardon me! Whoa...

    [Clouseau walks along the side of a moving van and over a piano's keys, accidentally kicking the van driver's face, playing a few notes of The Pink Panther theme]

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Stop this car immediately!

    Ticketed Driver: Okay.

    [the driver stops the car, sending Clouseau flying to the other side of the River Seine]

    Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Whoooah!

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