Tick Quotes in Strange Days (1995)
Tick Quotes:
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Tick: One man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's Technicolor.
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[first lines]
Tick: you ready?
Lenny Nero: Yeah, boot it.
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Tick: [to Felicia] Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
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Bernadette: No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?
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Tick: [Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?
Bernadette: You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.
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Felicia: I mean who is the fish that runs this bloody hotel in the middle of nowhere, anyway? Your mother?
Tick: No, my wife.
Felicia: Ooh, don't tell me you've got an ex-boyfriend tucked away out here somewhere.
Tick: No, my wife! I'm married.
[the bus brakes screech and glass shatters]
Tick: Oh, fuck!
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Tick: [to Felicia] Night, John Boy.
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Felicia: There goes the transsexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was...
Tick: Adam?
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Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?
Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.
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[after their bus breaks down in the middle of the outback]
Tick: What's happening?
Felicia: Um, I don't know.
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Oh, Felicia. Where the Fuckawei?
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Tick: What do you assume I do? Lie?
Marion: Assumption, my dear Mitz, is the mother of all fuck-ups.
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Felicia: [after showing him the bus he had bought for their trip] Ta-da! What do you think?
Tick: When do we have to return it to the school?
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Doctor: Mr. Belrose?
Tick: Yes?
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a boy.
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Bernadette: Tony, Adam. This is Mr. and Mrs. Spencer.
Tick: Hello.
Felicia: Hello.
[the car drives off leaving them stranded]
Felicia: No, wait. Stop! Shit!.
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Tick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] Aren't we fabulous?
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Tick: [to Bernadette] I've um... been asked to do a show out of town.
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Bernadette: How long is the run?
Tick: Four weeks. Equity minimum, two shows a night, accommodation included.
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[last lines]
Tick: No that's enough. Oh, my tits are falling down.
[explosions]
Tick: Jesus! Thank you! Thank you, it's good to be home!
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Tick: Well, listen to this one. After we did the ABBA show, Kevin had one of those liposuction penis enlargements.
Felicia: He didn't?
Tick: Yep. Do you know what they do? They siphon all the fat out of your love handles, and actually inject it into your wing-wang.
Felicia: Ugh! Yucky! I suppose it gives a whole new meaning to "cracking a fat", though, doesn't it?
[laughs]
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Felicia: Who taught you to waltz?
Tick: My wife.
Felicia: Oh, how sweet.
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Felicia: [after Tick passes out] Come on, snap out of it. You'll be fine. Come on, love.
Tick: [coming to] Oh...
Bob: That's it, mate. You scared us all for a minute.
Felicia: Just had to have that extra bit of attention, didn't you? Nice one, lovey. Nice one.
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Tick: [to Felicia] What sort of bent-childhood... did you have, Adam Whitely?
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Tick: [to Bernadette] Look, you're not helping, here. Just eat your hormones.
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Tick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] I think we just crashed a party.
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Tick: [to Felicia] You stupid bloody idiot! Drugs, for Christ's sake! Well, three cheers for you! I hope you're bloody well happy now! You bloody fuck wit!
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Tick: [to Bob] Well, are we bunny-hopping all the way to Alice?
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