Thursday Quotes in The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday (1976)

[Sam rebuffs the romantic advances of Thursday]

Thursday: Where are you going, Sam?

Sam Longwood: I'm going into town to get my money from Jack Colby and then get shed of the bunch of ya! I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule. And once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed my big toe off. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I aint never been owned by no woman nor dog... and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now.

Thursday: [about William Jennings Bryan] Because he's gonna give women the vote.

Billy: Might as well give 'em the right to pee standin' up; they wouldn't know what to do with it.

Sam Longwood: Who says you're coming along? I can't be going around with no kid hanging after.

Thursday: You didn't think I was much of a kid last night.

Sam Longwood: I was cold last night. In the dark you felt a lot older. I felt a lot younger.

Thursday: Then close your eyes!

Jack Colby: What are you doing up there?

Thursday: Ehh... picking flowers.

Jack Colby: Like you picked my pocket!

Thursday: Hmm-hmm.

Jack Colby: What kind of a dirty, low down Indian trick is that?

Thursday: I guess that's just about what it is.