Thug #3 Quotes in The Adventures of Paula Peril (2014)

Informant: I know who she is... the Legendary PAULA PERiL!

Thug #3: Paula PERiL?... the REPORTER?... I thought she was made up - is she for REAL?

Informant: The one and only.

Thug #2: What's SHE doin' here?

Informant: She must think there's a story here... and she's snooping around, looking for clues...

[waving a block of plastic explosive in front of the bound and gagged Paula]

Informant: I've got a BIG story for you... Front. Page.

Paula Peril: MMPPH!

Thug #3: [taunting Paula as she regains consciousness] Wakey wakey! Did you sleep good?

Thug #2: [examining Paula's purse] There's nothin' in here - no I.D., NOTHIN' !

Thug Leader: [turning to Paula] So... little lady - who ARE you? Who do you work for? And most important, what are we gonna do with you? I can think of a few things... I don't think you're gonna like 'em.

Thug #4: [placing chloroform-soaked cloth over Paula's nose & mouth] Nighty night.

Paula Peril: No! NO! MMPPH! MMPPHH! MMMPPPHHH! MMPPHH!

Thug #3: Sir, you're destroying yourself. It's way too much refined sugar for you.

Thug #3: I don't know what an onion is, and I've never heard of this seasoning you speak of. Is that a type of woman?

Zeefros: You are the stupidest person in the world. How is it that you do not know what an onion is?

Thug #3: All I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I'm sorry.