Thud Butt Quotes in Hook (1991)

Rufio: Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!

Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?

Rufio: You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

Kids: [in unison] Ugh!

Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.

Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.

Rufio: Mung tongue.

Peter Banning: Math tutor.

Rufio: Pinhead.

Peter Banning: Prison barber.

Rufio: Mother lover.

Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.

Rufio: In your face, camel cake!

Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.

Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!

Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!

Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?

Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.

Rufio: Rufio! Rufio!

Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

Thud Butt: Peter, can I talk to you?

Peter Pan: Sure, Thud.

Thud Butt: I remember Tootles.

Peter Pan: You do?

Thud Butt: He was lost too.

Peter Pan: How could you know Tootles?

Thud Butt: He was a Lost Boy.

[Thud Butt takes out a small pouch]

Thud Butt: These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.

[Peter empties out the pouch of marbles into his hand and laughs]

Peter Pan: He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?

Thud Butt: [laughs] Yeah, he lost them good.

[they both laugh]

Thud Butt: Peter, you know what?

Peter Pan: What?

Thud Butt: My happy thought will help you.

Peter Pan: What's your happy thought, Thud?

Thud Butt: Mine's my mother. Do you remember your mother, Peter?

Peter Pan: Wish I could.

Don't Ask, No Nap, Latchboy, Thud Butt, Too Small: [in unison with the other Lost Boys] Peter Pan?

Don't Ask: That ain't Peter Pan.

No Nap: He's old!

Latchboy: He's fat!

Thud Butt: Not so fat to me.

Too Small: [laughs] He's an old fat grandpa man.

Thud Butt: [sadly] Don't leave us Peter, and don't say goodbye.

Too Small: What's goodbye?

Ace: [voice breaking] It's going away, that's what it is. Forgetting about us all over again.

Peter Banning: No, my Lost Boys, I'll never leave you, never. So who will I leave in charge?

[Peter takes out his sword and tries to figure out who will be the new Pan, he chooses Thud Butt]

Peter Banning: Now I want you to take care of everything that's smaller than you.

Thud Butt: Okay.

Too Small: Then who do I look after?

Peter Banning: Neverbugs - little ones.

[Peter backs away and flies off as the Lost Boys watch him as they all smile]

Too Small: That was a great game!

Peter Banning: [flies away] Thank you for believing.

[Peter and Hook are dueling]

Peter Banning: Good form, old man.

[Hook traps Peter and grinds his hook near his face]

Captain Hook: You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning, a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!

Too Small: I believe in you.

Latchboy: I believe in you.

No Nap: I believe in you, Peter.

Maggie: I believe in you.

Thud Butt: You are the Pan.

Jack: You're Peter Pan.

Tinkerbell: I believe in you... Peter Pan.

[Peter pushes Hook off and returns his sword. As Hook takes it, he slices Peter's arm with his hook]

Jack: Bad form!

Ace: Jack, stop!

Thud Butt: Who's the shrub?