Thud Butt Quotes in Hook (1991)


Thud Butt Quotes:

  • Rufio: Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

    Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!

    Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?

    Rufio: You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

    Kids: [in unison] Ugh!

    Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.

    Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.

    Rufio: Mung tongue.

    Peter Banning: Math tutor.

    Rufio: Pinhead.

    Peter Banning: Prison barber.

    Rufio: Mother lover.

    Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.

    Rufio: In your face, camel cake!

    Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.

    Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

    Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

    Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!

    Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!

    Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

    Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?

    Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

    Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.

    Rufio: Rufio! Rufio!

    Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

  • Thud Butt: Peter, can I talk to you?

    Peter Pan: Sure, Thud.

    Thud Butt: I remember Tootles.

    Peter Pan: You do?

    Thud Butt: He was lost too.

    Peter Pan: How could you know Tootles?

    Thud Butt: He was a Lost Boy.

    [Thud Butt takes out a small pouch]

    Thud Butt: These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.

    [Peter empties out the pouch of marbles into his hand and laughs]

    Peter Pan: He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?

    Thud Butt: [laughs] Yeah, he lost them good.

    [they both laugh]

    Thud Butt: Peter, you know what?

    Peter Pan: What?

    Thud Butt: My happy thought will help you.

    Peter Pan: What's your happy thought, Thud?

    Thud Butt: Mine's my mother. Do you remember your mother, Peter?

    Peter Pan: Wish I could.

  • Don't AskNo NapLatchboyThud ButtToo Small: [in unison with the other Lost Boys] Peter Pan?

    Don't Ask: That ain't Peter Pan.

    No Nap: He's old!

    Latchboy: He's fat!

    Thud Butt: Not so fat to me.

    Too Small: [laughs] He's an old fat grandpa man.

  • Thud Butt: [sadly] Don't leave us Peter, and don't say goodbye.

    Too Small: What's goodbye?

    Ace: [voice breaking] It's going away, that's what it is. Forgetting about us all over again.

    Peter Banning: No, my Lost Boys, I'll never leave you, never. So who will I leave in charge?

    [Peter takes out his sword and tries to figure out who will be the new Pan, he chooses Thud Butt]

    Peter Banning: Now I want you to take care of everything that's smaller than you.

    Thud Butt: Okay.

    Too Small: Then who do I look after?

    Peter Banning: Neverbugs - little ones.

    [Peter backs away and flies off as the Lost Boys watch him as they all smile]

    Too Small: That was a great game!

    Peter Banning: [flies away] Thank you for believing.

  • [Peter and Hook are dueling]

    Peter Banning: Good form, old man.

    [Hook traps Peter and grinds his hook near his face]

    Captain Hook: You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning, a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!

    Too Small: I believe in you.

    Latchboy: I believe in you.

    No Nap: I believe in you, Peter.

    Maggie: I believe in you.

    Thud Butt: You are the Pan.

    Jack: You're Peter Pan.

    Tinkerbell: I believe in you... Peter Pan.

    [Peter pushes Hook off and returns his sword. As Hook takes it, he slices Peter's arm with his hook]

    Jack: Bad form!

    Ace: Jack, stop!

  • Thud Butt: Who's the shrub?

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