Thrax Quotes in Osmosis Jones (2001)

Thrax: Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!

Thrax: This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!

Thrax: Medical books aren't written about losers!

Thrax: Careful. I'm contagious.

Thrax: Whew... this cat was sick before I even got here!

[after Thrax escaped from Frank's memories]

Thrax: This guy sure was sick before I came here.

Thrax: You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it!

[Thrax starts strangling Osmosis Jones with chain]

Thrax: Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!

Thrax: What is that nasty smell?

Drix: Cherry. Wild cherry. Now let her go.

Thrax: Why? So you can ice me again?

Osmosis: No, so I can!

The Boss: Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done, It'll take a Swedish facialist six steaming washcloths to get you out.

Thrax: Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.

Thrax: Who are you?

Osmosis: Who am I? Who am I? Ah, Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis, yeah! That's who I am!

Thrax: Never heard of ya!

Osmosis: That's 'cause you just got here! You ask any of these suckers, when it comes to illin', Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis stands avove all the rest!

Thrax: Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl.

Osmosis: She ain't goin' down. You are!