Thorfinn Skullsplitter Quotes in Erik the Viking (1989)

Erik: And you, Sven, aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard?

Sven the Berserk: I will join my grandfather there!

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: He's not in Valhalla! He died of old age.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?

King Arnulf: Right! Isn't it wonderful?

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: What? Not being able to kill anybody?

King Arnulf: Well, of course.

Erik: How?

King Arnulf: Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...

Erik: Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.

King Arnulf: Well...

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: But how d'you take revenge?

Keitel Blacksmith: How do you punish people?

Ivar the Boneless: How do you DEFEND yourselves?

King Arnulf: We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.

Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes?

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Yes, Mother.

Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with?

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Yes, Mum.

Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: No, Mother.

Thorfinn's Mum: And keep your sword greased.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.

Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: No, Dad.

Thorfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: I never do...

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Are you all right?

Ivar the Boneless: No, I'm not.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.

Ivar the Boneless: How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: I mean many of the greatest sailors were.

Ivar the Boneless: I know. I know.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.

Ivar the Boneless: Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: He used to puke in his sleep.

Ivar the Boneless: Bastard.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: There's only one way to settle it. He must kill me!

Sven the Berserk: You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla.

Thorfinn Skullsplitter: [dying of wounds] No... he's not... not there.