Thomas Twp Too Quotes in The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)

[Anson and Garrad have explained they must go and calculate the height]

Thomas Twp Too: And how d'you know later?

Reginald Anson: Well, w-we've made, um, we've made measurements with those two hills, and w-we already know the height of Newton Beacon and Whitchurch Hill...

Thomas Twp: But how were they measured?

Reginald Anson: The same way, by comparing them with other hills.

Thomas Twp Too: But who measured the first hill?

Rev. Robert Jones: [whispering] God. God, my boy. God.

Thomas Twp Too: This is my brother, Thomas Twp, and I am Thomas Twp Too.

Thomas Twp: We've no learning, and most people say we're twp. But we're not so twp as to not know that we're twp.