Thomas Bailey Sr. Quotes in Made of Honor (2008)

Christie - Wife #6: If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you!

[she spanks Tom]

Tom: Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you.

[Hannah kicks him]

Tom: Ow!

Christie - Wife #6: Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.

Tom: Alright, sure

[Tom's dad comes over]

Christie - Wife #6: Oh, here he is!

Thomas Bailey Sr.: She's just as drunk as the night we met.

[Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself]

Tom: Oh got right on ahead.

Thomas Bailey Sr.: [Slaps Tom] You're a bad influence on her!

Tom: Wha-? Me?

[Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off]

Hannah: He knows that he can just date right?

Tom: No, I don't think so.

[They laugh]