Theresa Burnett Quotes in Bad Boys (1995)

Mike Lowrey: [while looking at a photo album with Marcus's wife, Theresa and answers the phone, which Marcus dials] Hey, is this you, man?

Theresa Burnett: No, no. Put that back in, c'mon put that back in.

[Marcus hears this over the phone, thinking that Mike and Theresa are having sex, and becomes overly upset]

Theresa Burnett: And you don't even have your wedding ring on.

[Slams bedroom door shut]

Marcus Burnett: Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.

[sighs]

Marcus Burnett: Damn. Can I get a pillow?

Julie Mott: Can I help you?

Theresa Burnett: Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.

Julie Mott: Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?

Theresa Burnett: The short one.

Julie Mott: I thought so.

Theresa Burnett: Oh oh. Don't kiss me, Mike. I don't know where your lips were last night. Move.

Quincy Burnett: Uncle Mike, did you have a date last night?

Mike Lowrey: Whooo. Did I. Let me tell you, this girl was...

Theresa Burnett: Hey hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.

Mike Lowrey: Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.

Marcus Burnett: Hey.

Theresa Burnett: Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.

Marcus Burnett: Why are you doing this to me, man? I'm with my babies. Okay? Thank you.