Theodore Ogelvie Quotes in The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)

Theodore Ogelvie: You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.

Theodore Oglivie: Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.

Amos Tucker: I know.

Theodore Ogelvie: Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.

Amos Tucker: I know.

Theodore Oglivie: And you burnt my hand, Amos.

Amos Tucker: Well, I'm sorry about that.

Theodore Oglivie: And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!

Amos Tucker: Well, I can fix that.

Theodore Oglivie: [suddenly blows his top] Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?

Amos Tucker: Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.

Theodore Oglivie: Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!

Amos Tucker: Theodore?

Theodore Oglivie: That head of yours wouldn't hold straw!

Amos Tucker: Theodore?

Theodore Oglivie: You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!

Amos Tucker: How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?

Theodore Ogelvie: About five hundred.

Amos Tucker: Five hundred? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's two hundred apiece!

Theodore Ogelvie: You know something, Amos?

Amos Tucker: Huh?

Theodore Ogelvie: We got to make a decision.

Amos Tucker: What?

Theodore Oglivie: Does the Hash Knife Outfit throw in its hand? Or do we go out in a blaze of glory?

Amos Tucker: Right! Uh, just what do you mean... blaze of glory?

Theodore Oglivie: Fighting till the last man's killed! What's it going to be, pard?

Amos Tucker: You know that jail in Santa Fe wasn't all that bad.