The Voice Quotes in The Belko Experiment (2016)

The Voice: In two minutes we want thirty of you dead. If thirty of you are not dead, we will end sixty of your lives ourselves. Five, four, three, two, one.

The Voice: No so fast pretty boy!

The Voice: It's my version of cat and mouse!

The Voice: If you build it, he will come.

The Voice: Ease his pain.

The Voice: Go the distance.

Sherrie: Hello?

The Voice: Who is this?

Sherrie: The more impatient version of the person you just spoke to.

The Voice: I'm sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it.

Sherrie: Hmm, of course I don't. Eat me.

The Voice: [yelling] You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone!

Trudie: [to Sherrie] Who is it?

Sherrie: [handing the phone over] It's for you.

Trudie: Hello?

The Voice: Who is this?

Trudie: It's Trudie. Who's this?

The Voice: This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive.

The Voice: I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab, instead you get to live it.

Kirby Reed: No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.

The Voice: Warm up question: Jason's weapon?

Kirby Reed: Uh,it's a machete.

The Voice: There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?

Kirby Reed: Uh, butcher knife.

The Voice: Leatherface?

Kirby Reed: [crying] Chainsaw! Please!

The Voice: Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?

Kirby Reed: Razor-hands.

The Voice: Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left or Psycho?

Kirby Reed: Psycho.

The Voice: None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.

Kirby Reed: Wait. No, no, no. Please, just ask me one more question. Just one more.

The Voice: Alright, Kirby, then it's time for your last chance. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...

Kirby Reed: Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right?

[silence]

Kirby Reed: I got it right. I was fucking right.

[goes outside; unties Charlie]

Kirby Reed: Don't worry, Charlie. I fucking won. I won. He tried to beat me but I fucking won.

[holding knife]

Charlie Walker: Kirby? This is is making a move!

[stabs her]

Charlie Walker: Four years of class together and you notice me now? You stupid bitch! It's too late! Shhh, I know. It doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, I know.

[finishes stabbing her and drops her; runs away]

The Voice: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die and you'd better start running.

The Voice: I never said I was in your closet.

Kirby Reed: Come on Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me! Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?

The Voice: Alright, how's the movie?

Kirby Reed: What movie?

The Voice: Shaun of the Dead.

Kirby Reed: How did you know that?

The Voice: Because I'm standing in the closet.

The Voice: [to Rebecca, after the alarm in her car goes off] You know Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. Sounds to me like you're in a parking garage, a dark, deserted parking garage. But if you want to be in the hospital, I'd he happy to put you there, in the morgue!

Jenny Randall: Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor. You know, you really should direct horror films. Wherever you are. Let me guess, you want me to walk by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh?

[phone rings]

Jenny Randall: OK, timing. Timing is perfect. But you don't have an app on your phone, so you can't talk like ghostface, can you?

The Voice: Yes, I can.

Jenny Randall: Who is this?

The Voice: Not an app.

Jenny Randall: Is this Trevor?

The Voice: Do I sound like a Trevor to you? Think of me as your director. You're in my movie, you got a fun part so don't blow it.

Jenny Randall: What movie?

The Voice: Same one Marnie's in, only her scene got cut way back. But you? You're the dumb blonde with the big tits, we'll have some fun with you before you die.

Jenny Randall: I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole. What did you do with Marnie?

The Voice: She's on the cutting room floor.

Jenny Randall: That's not funny.

The Voice: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live and people die, and you'd better start running!

[Marnie's lifeless body comes through the window]

The Voice: I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so that you can't blink when I stab you in the face.

[after Olivia's death, Sidney answers Olivia's phone]

Sidney Prescott: What?

The Voice: Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events.

Sidney Prescott: Why don't you come for me, you got the balls for that?

The Voice: Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you? You think you're still the star?

Sidney Prescott: This isn't a fucking movie.

The Voice: It will be.

Sidney Prescott: These are innocent people.

The Voice: Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this bloodshed haven't you? Well, how about the town you left behind. I've got plans for you. I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face. You'll die when I want you to, Sidney, not a moment before. Until then, you're going to suffer!

[ghostface hangs up]

The Voice: [Everyone keeps calling Ghostface Trevor, since call is from Trevor's phone] This is not fucking Trevor!

Kirby Reed: You do know they're cops all over this house?

The Voice: I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!

Sidney Prescott: Hello?

The Voice: Hello Sidney!

[on the phone with Sidney]

The Voice: Welcome home, Sidney. You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney? What good is it to be a survivor when everyone close to you is dead? You can't save them. All you can do... is watch.

The Voice: I'm not an app.

Sidney Prescott: Roberts residence.

The Voice: You're a survivor aren't you, Sidney? Your one and only skill, you survive. I have one question for you: What good is it to be a survivor in this little drama if everyone close to you is dead.

Sidney Prescott: Who are you?

The Voice: Turn on the TV to channel six.

Sidney Prescott: Who the fuck are you?

The Voice: Turn it on. Watch the teaser.

Reporter #5: ...turned deadly tonight with the latest victim of these attacks being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff Gale Riley, aka Gale Weathers, who is in serious condition tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant disappeared in a sea of identity...

[Sidney turns off the TV; Ghostface laughs briefly]

The Voice: Glad you came home Sidney? Has it been worth it yet?

Sidney Prescott: Why are you doing this?

The Voice: Ah, friends count, but it's family ties that cut deep.

[slight pause]

The Voice: Am I right?

Sidney Prescott: What do you mean?

The Voice: The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family, the bond of blood?

Sidney Prescott: Don't.

The Voice: You can't save them, all you can do is watch.

[laughs; Sidney throws phone away]