The Toxic Avenger Quotes in The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.

[Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]

The Toxic Avenger: Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.

The Toxic Avenger: No ticky, no washy.

The Toxic Avenger: And you can tell all your scum friends that things are gonna change in this town. I'm not just another pretty face.

The Toxic Avenger: ...worst of all... if Tromaville was destroyed, there'd be no Toxic Avenger 3!

The Toxic Avenger: After a long day of crime fighting, I like to play a little basketball.

The Toxic Avenger: Finally... my search is over. Ooohhh... he looks like a big teddy bear, I love him already.

The Toxic Avenger: [to Japanese thugs] Odinki daska, guys.

The Toxic Avenger: Oh man, toxic shock.

The Chairman: No, not toxic shock just your imagination set free! Look at it, a perfect world with a Porsche in every drive way, Chicken McNuggets in every pot, and you, you Melvin, smack dab in the middle of it. Loved by millions the world over, you'll be more popular than The Beatles and Elvis combined!

The Toxic Avenger: Gee, that's a lot for minimum wage!

The Toxic Avenger: Chairman, you're history!

The Toxic Avenger: These chemicals have taken over my life! I don't have a life! I have a half-life!

The Toxic Avenger: It's an old sumo trick. They use it whenever they're on a runaway school bus that plunges into deadly, murky, muddy water.

[the scene is a red room filled with fire and ash]

Apocalypse Inc. Chairman: Good, we'll see you on Monday. Oh, and Melvin?

The Toxic Avenger: Yes, Mr. Chairman?

Apocalypse Inc. Chairman: Get rid of that mop.

[looks around room]

Apocalypse Inc. Chairman: It looks like hell!

[after the chairman mutates into the devil]

The Toxic Avenger: Oh man, you are one ugly amphibian!

The Chairman: All these things I will give you, if you will work for me. All these things I will give you, if you bow down and worship me!

The Toxic Avenger: Wait, you said "worship me." Not "work for me." Where have I heard that before?

[Flashback to the church]

Father O'Reilly: And the devil said to Jesus, "all these things I will give you, if you bown down and worship me."

The Toxic Avenger: [after ripping a video store robber's intestines out] You know, you don't have any intestinal fortitude.