The Tigers Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Mike Ditka: [to the Tigers team] Now this is gonna be the hardest, most difficult thing you ever attempted in your entire life. But you know what, when it's over...

Phil Weston: Don't get emotional...

Mike Ditka: When it's over...

Phil Weston: When it's over...

Mike Ditka: You guys are gonna be champions! My God, you're going to be champions!

Phil Weston: Champions!

Mike Ditka: Now let's get out there and kick some butt!

Phil Weston: On three, 'let's have fun'.

The Tigers: [all chant] One, two, three, Let's have fun!

Mike Ditka: [to Phil, mocking] 'Let's have fun,' what's THAT?

Phil Weston: [passing out DVDs] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".

[he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace]

Phil Weston: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.

Barbara Weston: Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.

Phil Weston: You did, you said it a lot.

Barbara Weston: Who did that?

Phil Weston: [pointing to Mark] He did.

The Tigers: HE DID!

Phil Weston: What? Nut'uh!

[the kids all descend upon him]

The Tigers: [winning team, shouting] Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?

Mike Ditka: Shut up, ya little rats!

Phil Weston: They're just showing their appreciation.

Mike Ditka: I don't care about appreciation, I just want to win a soccer game.

[throws down his clipboard and walks off]

Phil Weston: [picks it up] Can I have this?

Phil Weston: Sure.

Phil Weston: Alllllright!