The Therapist Quotes in Two-Bit Waltz (2014)

[first lines]

The Therapist: And why is it that you're here?

Maude: I saw a sign today that said, "Randy's donuts, tastiest donuts you've ever endured."

The Therapist: And why is it that you're here?

Maude: I want to die.

The Therapist: Recently, how have you been occupying your time?

Maude: I haven't been.

Maude: Everyone's problems are interesting themselves, just not so much to other people. That's why all therapists want to kill themselves.

The Therapist: I don't seem to be there yet.

Maude: In time you will learn.

Maude: Unpleasant circumstances are often the orb from which the idea may brew.

The Therapist: I think you're thinking of a crock pot.