The Reverend Quotes in The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980)

The Reverend: [Steyn has offered the Reverend the use of his Landrover] I don't think I can handle her. I hear Mpudi calls her the Antichrist!

The Reverend: Cats or death?

Joshua: Cats aren't what you need!

The Reverend: Then let it be death!

The Reverend: People think it's the flames that make Hell unbearable. It's not. It is the absence of love.

The Reverend: I will love you and you will learn to love me. It is God's will.

Joanna: I will kill you.

The Reverend: That would not stop me.

Joanna: You are mad.

The Reverend: Who was that man? He put foolish thoughts in your mind.

Joanna: He helped me. I love him.

The Reverend: No, you do not. It is lust.

Joanna: Yes.

The Reverend: I will beat your mother out of you.

The Reverend: I have sinned. I'm going to burn in Hell forever.

The Reverend: I threw away the right to go to Heaven. But you made me do it.

The Reverend: Only you can save me.

The Reverend: I could tell you about Hell. About its flames. About the pain. I'm sure you people have tried to imagine what it's like. It's worse.