The Queen Quotes in The Musketeer (2001)

The Queen: Is there no mercy in your heart?

Febre: No mercy. No heart.

The Queen: I will die before I help you.

Febre the Man in Black: Well, you wouldn't be the first.

The King: Strange wedding.

The Queen: Yes. Very strange wedding. Come along.

Brighton: Snow White is dead. One of God's great mysteries is his plan for each and every one of us...

The Queen: Speed it up.

Brighton: Snow White lived, she died, God rest her soul, Amen. There will be a buffet lunch served at two.

The Queen: It would warm my ancient heart if you could accept this modest gift on your wedding day.

[Hands her the apple]

Snow White: That's very kind of you.

The Queen: Just one bite for good fortune. To the fairest of them all.

Snow White: Age before beauty. It's important to know when you've been beaten, yes?

The Queen: So it was Snow White's story after all.

The Queen: Ten years passed, and Snow White grew older and blossomed. But the kingdom fell into an icy despair, and the queen realized that if she wanted to remain the most beautiful woman in all the land... well... Snow would have to do what snow does best. Snow would have to fall.

The Queen: They're not wrinkles. They're just crinkles.

The Queen: Brighton, a word, please...

Brighton: Yes, your Majesty.

The Queen: Loose lips, sink ships.

Brighton: Yes, indeed, your Majesty - exactly. Which ship would you like sunk?

The Queen: It's an expression, Brighton!

The Queen: Snow White. Is there a fire?

Snow White: I'm sorry?

The Queen: Is your bedroom on fire? Because I'm searching for an explanation as to why you would be out of your bedroom and in here, and my first guess was fire.

Snow White: I thought maybe I could come to the gala. You know, because today is my eighteenth birthday.

The Queen: Is it now? Oh, my. Oh, my! Snow White, maybe it is time I eased up on you, hmm? After all, you've done nothing to me. Caused no problems. And yet... there is something about you that's so incredibly... irritating. I don't know what it is. The slumped shoulders, the hair, that voice. Mmm. I know what it is! I think it is the hair. I hate your hair. I don't care if it's your one-hundredth birthday. Don't ever sneak into a party like this again.

[last lines]

Zhong: For thirteen years I've wanted to do this

The Queen: [punches her brother in law back into a black hole] For thirteen years I've wanted to do that

Wise Man: Well, it seems impossible but...

The queen: Yes or no?

Wise Man: I think they are, in my doubting opinion.

Capt. Rustov: [making it over to her just after the rain starts] You said you were hot. Here's the water, Your Highness.

The Queen: Do you think I need water now that I'm soaking wet?

The Queen: Ah. There are snowflakes coming down.

Wise Man: Snow, again? Of course it's snowing; it's winter, exactly what it's supposed to do in winter. And it's really January.

[runs off]

The Queen: And he's supposed to be the Wise Man?

Wise Man: [walking onto the pond] Snow, and cold, and ice. That's the law of nature for winter. Oh, yes, and ice. And the lake is frozen solid. Smooth and solid. Perfect, per...

[slips and falls]

Wise Man: Help!

Capt. Rustov: The Foolish Man is what he should be called.

The Queen: Kiss me quick!

The Fool: Yes!... where is your quick?

The Queen: Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?

The Queen: Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body.

The Fool: Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.

The Queen: Hark unto me! If my husband the King and my son the Doctor walketh near upon these paved paths and heareth what thou saist about copping a feel, thy life would not be worth a plugged nickel!

The Fool: But Madam, so beautiful do they lay there, one on either side!

The Queen: 'One on either side'?

The Fool: A matched set!

The Queen: That's the way they were made, Fool! Away with thee!

[She storms away knocking the Fool over]

The Fool: I fell on my bells!