The Pirate King Quotes in The Pirate Movie (1982)

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The Pirate King Quotes:

  • Mabel: You'll be hung!

    The Pirate King: Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.

  • The Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here?

    Mabel: Eighteen.

    The Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.

  • The Pirate King: Away to the ship and hoist up that chain doodad!

    Samuel: Anchor, sir?

    The Pirate King: No, Sam. Just disappointment.

  • Frederic: Lately I've been restless. I've been consumed by some... inner fire, and all I think about are girls.

    Ruth: [Grabbing onto Frederic] I've waited 20 years for this!

    The Pirate King: [Pulling Ruth off of Frederic] The sea, Frederic, is a jealous mistress. But she is her own reward. Believe me, you've missed nothing.

    The Pirate King: [to other pirates] Tell him men, have you missed anything these 20 years at sea?

    Other pirates: [Yelling in unison] SEX!

  • The Pirate King: Your Birthday?

    Frederic: February 29, 1859.

    The Pirate King: A leap year!

    Frederic: yes...

    The Pirate King: ...and you were indentured to us...?

    Frederic: until my 21st year...

    The Pirate King: [interrupting] ... until your 21st birthday! Leap years only happen every 4 years. Going by birthdays, you're still only 5 and a 1/4.

    Frederic: [surprised] wha...?

    The Pirate King: I'm merely making you aware of it... I'll leave the rest to your... sense of duty?

    Ruth: Yes, Duty!

    Frederic: Duty and honor are all I have... that's the one good thing you taught me!

  • [the Pirate King has just cornered Frederick in their swordfight, the Pirate King has his sword pointed between Frederick's legs]

    The Pirate King: Drop it, or...

    Frederic: *Nuts*!

    The Pirate King: Them, too!

  • Mabel: I'll see you get a thousand lashes!

    The Pirate King: Promises, promises.

  • [as Major-General Stanley has just entered the scene, all except the Pirate King sing to the tune of "Pirate King"]

    Samuel: For he is a Major General!

    Daughters: He is, hurrah for the Major General!

    Major General Stanley: And it is, it is a GLORIOUS thing to be a Major General.

    All: IT IS! Hurrah for the Major General, hurrah for the Major General!

    The Pirate King: That's the same as the "Pirate King" tune!

  • Frederic: OH, HORROR!

    The Pirate King: What's the matter?

    Frederic: Ought I tell you? No, no I cannot! And yet as one of your band...

    The Pirate King: SPEAK OUT! I-CHARGE-YOU-BY-THAT-SENSE-OF-CONSCIENTIOUSNESS-TO-WHICH-WE-HAVE-NEVER-YET-APPEALED-IN-VAIN!

    [All are astonished at this feat, including the Pirate King himself]

    Pirate King: Yeah.

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