The Nurse Quotes in Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

[after Elvis tells the story of how he switched with Sebastian]

The Nurse: Don't carry it too far. You may just get way out there and not come back.

Elvis: Oh, fuck you!

[Nurse and Callie laugh]

Elvis: Shit! Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.

The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.

The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!

The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?

The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!

The Architect: What are you saying?

The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!

The Architect: I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself!

The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!

The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?

The Nurse: MY reality AND yours, that's whose!

The Architect: What are you saying?

Lady Capulet: The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.

The Nurse: A man, young lady! Lady, such a man as all the world. Why, he's a man of wax!

Lady Capulet: Verona's summer hath not such a flower.

The Nurse: Nay, he's a flower. In faith, a very flower...

Lady Capulet: [yelling] Nurse!

[to Juilet]

Lady Capulet: This night you shall behold him at our feast. Read over the volume of young Paris' face and find delight writ there with beauty's pen. This precious book of love, this unbound lover to beautify him, only lacks a cover. So shall you share all that he doth possess, by having him making yourself no less.

The Nurse: Nay, bigger. Women grow by men.

Lady Capulet: Speak briefly. Could you like of Paris' love?

Juliet: I'll look to like, if looking liking move. But no more deep will I endart mine eye than your consent gives strength to make it fly.

[shows him a drawing a wavy cross]

Joe Darrow: That's a good drawing.

Jeffrey: Yeah, What is it?

Joe Darrow: A Crucifix made of Jello!

The Nurse: Thats all he keeps drawing, hasn't stop since he got out of the ICU.

Jeffrey: Yeah, I saw you in there, but you were wearing a different tie.

Joe Darrow: Jeffrey, do you know who I am?

Jeffrey: Emily's Joe!

the Nurse: Even nurses must have some rest, you know.