The Newsman Quotes in The Muppets (2011)
The Newsman Quotes:
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Mahna Mahna: [sings] Mahna Mahna
Tex Richman: You're breaking the law! I own that name!
Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Doo-doo, do-do-doo, do-do do do do do doo.
Gonzo: [with a bowling ball] Hey guys, I think I finally worked out how to - Whoo-ha!
[Gonzo throws the bowling ball and hits Tex Richman]
Fozzie Bear: 'Oil' bet that hurt.
[Tex Richman starts laughing]
The Newsman: This just in: Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. Change of heart, nothing to do with head injury.
Tex Richman: [sings] Mahna Mahna
Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Doo-doo, do-do-doo
-- The Newsman -
The Newsman: Muppet News Flash! Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog, has escaped from a maximum-security Gulag in Siberia, Russia. This move has leapfrogged Constantine to the number-one most wanted criminal in the world, one place ahead of the mysterious Lemur.
-- The Newsman -
The Newsman: The scientific community is focusing on the phenomenon, specifically on that trance like state that seems to characterize the assailants. Clearly a behavioral disorder, but what could've caused so widespread and dramatic condition as the one we're facing tonight.
The Newsman: We've heard speculation, on everything from the Ozone layer and chemical weapons, to uh...
[laughs softly]
The Newsman: voodoo mysticism and organisms from space.
The Newsman: A biologist in Stockton, California, have released reports, stating the uh...
[puts glasses on]
The Newsman: bodies, of the recently dead, are returning to life. Driven by an unknown force which enables the brain to continue to function.
The Newsman: Doctors at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, reject that theory, calling it preposterous beyond belief. They feel that the only reasonable explanation is a germ, that has a mind altering effect on it's victims. Though how such a germ could've been spread so quickly and across such a vast area, does remain a mystery.
The Newsman: It's being called "Judgement Day" by religious leaders-
[Harry pulls the plug]
-- The Newsman
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Characters on The Muppets (2011)
- Kermit the Frog
- Fozzie Bear
- Jack Black
- Rowlf
- Tex Richman
- Uncle Deadly
- Miss Poogy
- Miss Piggy
- Sam Eagle
- Rico Rodriguez
- Lew
- Fozzie Moopet
- TV Executive
- Bobo
- Link Hogthrob
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Hobo Joe
- Moderator
- Marvin Suggs
- The Moopets
- Gary Age 6
- Gary Age 9
- Mahna Mahna
- Snowth
- Gary Age 13
- Laughing Kid
- Selena Gomez
- Janooce