The Mole Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
The Mole Quotes:
The Mole: Hold me.
The Mole: There is no hope now, you must get out of here.
Kyle: We can't leave without you!
The Mole: It's okay, I'm done for.
Kyle: No! We can't leave without you! We don't know where the hell we are!
The Mole: Were is your God when you need him, huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?
The Mole: Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat.
The Mole: [singing] Now the light, she fades... and darkness settles in... but I will find strength...
Kyle: No, Mole, hang on...
The Mole: [singing] I will find pride within...
Kyle: We'll get you home...
The Mole: [singing] Because although I die...
Kyle: I can't face my mother...
The Mole: [singing] Our freedom will be won...
Kyle: Not alone!
The Mole: [singing] Though I die... La Resistance lives... on... BLECHHHHH!
The Mole: [dramatic music starts]
Kyle: [cutting the orchestra off suddenly] SHIT!
The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
The Mole: Did you bring the rope?
The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
The Mole: For pooping, silly.
The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
Stan: What's a dying giraffe sound like?
The Mole: WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!
The Mole: You MUST shut of the alarms! I fucking hate guard dogs!
Cartman: Yeah, I heard you the first time you British piece of shit.
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Kyle: Hey, Mole, be careful.
The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is fucked up!
[the Mole ordered Cartman to disable the army camp alarms, but to his surprise the alarms sound when he tries to rescue Terrance and Phillip and he gets set upon by a pack of wild guard dogs, which he manages to escape from]
The Mole: [Bloody & mortally injured] Ze alarms, they went off?
Cartman: [Casually] Oh that was my bad, sorry.
The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?
Stan: Hey, Mole. You know where the "clitoris" is?
The Mole: Ze what?
Stan: The "clitoris." I have to have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.
[the Mole grasps Stan]
The Mole: Hey, you have to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes, because I am not going be grounded again. Not for you, not for anybody!
Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
Stan: Why are you grounded?
The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded.
The Mole: [dying] Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat.
The Mole: You realize that by doing this we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks.
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Characters on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
- Mr. Garrison
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- Sheila Broflovski
- Dr. Doctor
- American Representative
- Canadian Representative
- Dr. Vosknocker
- Terrance, Phillip
- Ticket Taker
- Kenny McCormick
- Brian Dennehy
- Bill Gates
- Mr. Mackey
- Big Gay Al
- Eric Cartman
- Canadian Ambassador
- Jimbo Kearn
- Ned Gerblanski
- Billy Baldwin
- Stan Marsh
- George Burns
- Sheila Broslofski
- Voice on Radio
- Woman in Theatre
- Man in Theatre
- Man in Chorus
- Wendy Testeberger
- Sharon Marsh
- Ike Broflovski
- Winona Ryder