The Mastiff Quotes in Cats & Dogs (2001)

The Mastiff: It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great Cat Menace.

The Mastiff: Failure is not an option.

The Mastiff: Control here.

Butch: We've got a serious problem.

The Mastiff: Gentlemen, a few moments ago I've received word of the gravest nature, A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped. Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible. It appears that once again, we find ourselves threatened, by the great cat menace. We suspect that a rogue feline is involved in a conspiracy, to destroy all we dogs have worked so hard to achieve. Therefore, in accordance with action Plan Delta, we have assembled an elite team of agents, trained to replace our catnapped comrade. at this moment, replacements are being flown in from London, One will take his place as the Brody's pet, and guard their home from cat invasion. I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike, depends on the success of this mission. Failure, is not a option. The stakes are high gentlemen, We have everything to lose. One hundred million dogs, Have placed their destiny, squarely in our paws.

Butch: How could this happen?

The Mastiff: It was a accident, he broke through.

Butch: You promised me a professional. And what do I get? A puppy!. And he's still got, you know whats for crying out loud!

The Mastiff: There's no time Butch. The puppy stays. End of discussion, out.