The Mask Quotes in The Mask (1994)


The Mask Quotes:

  • [repeated line]


  • The Mask: [to Tina] Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.

    [Tina kicks him and scampers away]

    The Mask: [squeaky voice] She is so coy.

    [deep voice]

    The Mask: I love it!

  • The Mask: Ooh, somebody stop me!

  • The Mask: [standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!

  • Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze!

    [the Mask freezes in mid-air]

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up.

    The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze.

    [the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground]

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You're under arrest.

    [pulls out his cuffs]

    The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!

    [regular voice]

    The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA!

    [gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together]

    The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.

    The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?

    [snorts in laughter, Kellaway nods as if to say "touché"]

  • Dorian Tyrell: Okay, Twinkle Toes. I want to know where my money is, and I want to know right now.

    The Mask: Okay

    [sits on stool and takes out an adding machine]

    The Mask: You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.

    Dorian Tyrell: [to henchman] Ice this deadbeat!

  • The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

  • [in a thick French accent]

    The Mask: Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?

    [Normal voice]

    The Mask: I'd like to think so. Ha, ha ha!

  • [the Mask pulls out his guns and aims them at Dorian's henchman]

    The Mask: [In Clint Eastwood voice] You gotta ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya? Punks!

  • The Mask: Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!

  • [Pulls out a condom in front of a bunch of thugs]

    The Mask: Sorry, wrong pocket.

  • Alley Punk #1: Hey, mister! You got the time?

    The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby.

    [pulls out a wind up alarm clock]

    The Mask: LOOK AT THAT! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!

  • The Mask: [to Dorian, with Eddie G. Robinson's voice] You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?

  • The Mask: [Flattened from landing on the street] Look Ma, I'm roadkill!

  • [Thugs shoot at the Mask]

    The Mask: Did you miss me?

    [Takes a drink, and the liquid pours out through holes in his body]

    The Mask: I GUESS NOT!

  • Bobby the Bouncer: Uh, are you on the list?

    The Mask: Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them.

    [He takes fistfuls of high denomination cash out of his pocket]

    The Mask: Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

  • The Mask: Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

  • The Mask: And now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer.

    [about to kiss Tina]

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police!

    The Mask: Merde.

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