The Funny Man Quotes in Funny Man (1994)

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The Funny Man Quotes:

  • The Funny Man: I know fuck-all about art, but I know what I like.

  • The Funny Man: [finds a porno mag] Sorted. I'm off for a toss, me.

  • The Funny Man: What are YOU doing in my house?

    The Psychic Commando: Me just shit in your bed.

    The Funny Man: You did WHAT?

    The Psychic Commando: You no see how the atmosphere nice now?

    The Funny Man: You dirty cow.

  • The Funny Man: BLIND, is it you think I am?

    The Hard Man: What?

    The Funny Man: Do you think I don't know what's been going on behind my back?

    The Hard Man: There's nothing going on behind your back.

    The Funny Man: I take the pair of you; day on night, night on day!

    The Hard Man: I don't know what you're talking about.

    The Funny Man: I lie awake at night crying. Crying into my pillow.

    The Hard Man: Yeah? Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.

    The Funny Man: ...and her kids, screaming. Screaming, they are.

  • The Hard Man: Look, alright, I think I get the point.

    The Funny Man: No, but you don't, see?

    The Hard Man: But I do.

    The Funny Man: No, but you don't get the point.

    The Hard Man: But I do.

    The Funny Man: No, but you don't get THE point.

    The Hard Man: Oh, but I do. I get THE point.

    The Funny Man: Do you?

    The Hard Man: Yeah.

    The Funny Man: [relieved] Yeah?

    The Hard Man: Oh yes.

    The Funny Man: [aggressive] Yeah?

    The Hard Man: Yeah.

    The Funny Man: [extinguishes cigarette] Yeah?

    The Hard Man: C'mon then.

    The Funny Man: Big hard man, are you?

    The Hard Man: Bigger than you.

    The Funny Man: Calling me short, are you?

    The Hard Man: Yeah, c'mon then.

    The Funny Man: You want a bit, do you?

    [headbutts him]

    The Funny Man: Now see, you still don't get the point.

    The Hard Man: I do.

    The Funny Man: No, you don't... because I've got the point here.

    [picks up a high-heeled shoe]

    The Funny Man: THIS is the point.

    [stabs him in the eye repeatedly with the shoe heel]

    The Hard Man: Point taken.

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