The Funny Man Quotes in Funny Man (1994)
The Funny Man Quotes:
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The Funny Man: I know fuck-all about art, but I know what I like.
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The Funny Man: [finds a porno mag] Sorted. I'm off for a toss, me.
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The Funny Man: What are YOU doing in my house?
The Psychic Commando: Me just shit in your bed.
The Funny Man: You did WHAT?
The Psychic Commando: You no see how the atmosphere nice now?
The Funny Man: You dirty cow.
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The Funny Man: BLIND, is it you think I am?
The Hard Man: What?
The Funny Man: Do you think I don't know what's been going on behind my back?
The Hard Man: There's nothing going on behind your back.
The Funny Man: I take the pair of you; day on night, night on day!
The Hard Man: I don't know what you're talking about.
The Funny Man: I lie awake at night crying. Crying into my pillow.
The Hard Man: Yeah? Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
The Funny Man: ...and her kids, screaming. Screaming, they are.
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The Hard Man: Look, alright, I think I get the point.
The Funny Man: No, but you don't, see?
The Hard Man: But I do.
The Funny Man: No, but you don't get the point.
The Hard Man: But I do.
The Funny Man: No, but you don't get THE point.
The Hard Man: Oh, but I do. I get THE point.
The Funny Man: Do you?
The Hard Man: Yeah.
The Funny Man: [relieved] Yeah?
The Hard Man: Oh yes.
The Funny Man: [aggressive] Yeah?
The Hard Man: Yeah.
The Funny Man: [extinguishes cigarette] Yeah?
The Hard Man: C'mon then.
The Funny Man: Big hard man, are you?
The Hard Man: Bigger than you.
The Funny Man: Calling me short, are you?
The Hard Man: Yeah, c'mon then.
The Funny Man: You want a bit, do you?
[headbutts him]
The Funny Man: Now see, you still don't get the point.
The Hard Man: I do.
The Funny Man: No, you don't... because I've got the point here.
[picks up a high-heeled shoe]
The Funny Man: THIS is the point.
[stabs him in the eye repeatedly with the shoe heel]
The Hard Man: Point taken.
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