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  • [giving directions]

    The Farmer: Stay on this road here, past Dead Man's Curve, you'll come to an old fence, called The Devil's Fence. From there, go on foot till you come to a valley known as The Cathedral Of Lost Soap. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman's Quadrangle. Stay right on The Path Of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death Clearing. Cabin's right there, can't miss it.

  • The Farmer: It's okay, bossy, I'm here now. There, there bossy, there, there. No, no! You're not Bossy! You're not Bossy!

  • The Farmer: I always thought that being alone was just something that a man had to put up with. It was like I just got used to it.

  • The Farmer: You know what I thought when I first saw you?

    The Farmer: I thought, "If only I could touch her, then everything'd be all right".

    The Farmer: I was afraid of never see you again.

  • The Farmer: I think I love you.

    Abby: What a nice thing to say.

  • The Farmer: You're like an angel.

    Abby: I wish I was.

  • The Farmer: Boys, it was hell on wheels. The worst idea in the world to go west.

    Jake Rumsey: Oh, come on now.

    The Farmer: No, I ain't lying to you, son. We tried farming the first year and a twister wiped us out. Next year it was the cattlemen, then just pure-D rotten soil. There ain't nobody got no money excepting a few. And even if you do have, there ain't a thing worth having. It rains so much it will give you the chilblains. A dry spell comes along and you choke to death on dust. That is if a bushwhacker don't come along and take your last damn dollar. No, I mean it boys, turn around and go back!

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