The Donkey Quotes in Shrek (2001)


The Donkey Quotes:

  • [Donkey thinks he's dying]

    The Donkey: Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes!

    [Looks down and yelps]

    The Donkey: I don't have any toes!

    [sits down]

    The Donkey: I think I need a hug.

  • Princess Fiona: [after Shrek and Donkey rescue her] The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.

    Shrek: Uh, no...

    Princess Fiona: Why not?

    Shrek: I... have helmet hair.

    Princess Fiona: Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

    Shrek: Oh, no, you wouldn't... tst.

    Princess Fiona: But... how will you kiss me?

    Shrek: [bangs his head] What? That wasn't in the job description!

    The Donkey: Maybe it's a perk!

    Princess Fiona: No, it's destiny! You must know how it goes! The Knight rescues the Princess, and then they share true love's first kiss...

    The Donkey: With Shrek? Whoa, whoa, whoa... you think, you think that Shrek is your true love?

    Princess Fiona: Well, yes!

    [Shrek and Donkey look at each other and burst into laughter]

    Princess Fiona: What is so funny?

    Shrek: Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right?

  • [Donkey and Shrek are looking at constellations in the night sky]

    The Donkey: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?

    Shrek: Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.

    The Donkey: Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?

    Shrek: That's the moon.

    The Donkey: Oh, okay.

  • [Shrek burps in front of Donkey and Fiona]

    The Donkey: Shrek!

    Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.

    The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.

    [Fiona burps louder]

    Princess Fiona: Thanks.

    The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.

  • The Donkey: All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.

  • The Donkey: Wait a minute, I know what's going on. You're afraid of the dark.

    Princess Fiona: Why... yes!

    The Donkey: Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

  • The Donkey: [waking up] Uh... What'd I miss? What'd I miss?

    [suddenly notices the guards walking by]

    The Donkey: [trying to throw his voice] Who said that? Couldn't have been the donkey.

  • The Donkey: [singing] Hee-haw hee-haw haw, I'm the donkey Petrika! Hee-haw hee-haw haw, I'm rather a good kicka'!

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