The Dag Quotes in Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Toast: What are you doing?

The Dag: Praying.

Toast: To who?

The Dag: Anyone who's listening.

The Dag: [about Max] He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!

[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]

Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.

Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous] We go back?

Max Rockatansky: Mmm.

Toast: [incredulous] Back?

Max Rockatansky: Yeah.

The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.

Toast: [counting their remaining bullets] Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.

[holds up a tiny derringer]

Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.

The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.

Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.

The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.

Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?

The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.

Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!

[pause]

The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?

Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.

The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.

Keeper of the Seeds: [after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.

The Dag: [gasping] Seeds.

Keeper of the Seeds: This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.

The Dag: Where?

Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.

The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.

Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.

The Vuvalini: What's there to find at the Citadel?

Max Rockatansky: Green.

Toast: And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.

The Dag: It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.

Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?

Toast: [re: Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.

The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.

Keeper of the Seeds: I don't like him already.

The Dag: Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?

The Dag: [to Immortan Joe] Schlanger!

The Dag: Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?

The Dag: [Cheedo takes off running; Capable and the Dag run after her] Cheedo! Cheedo, don't be stupid!

Capable: STOP!

Cheedo the Fragile: [about Immortan Joe] He'll forgive us, I know he will!

Capable: There's no going back!

Cheedo the Fragile: We were his treasures! We were protected, he gave us the high life! What's wrong with that?

Capable: Cheedo! We are not things!

Cheedo the Fragile: [Furiosa shoots the bikers riding towards them] NO!

The Dag: Cheedo, we are not things!

Capable: We are not things.

Cheedo the Fragile: I don't want to hear that again!

Capable: [referring to Angharad] They were her words!

Cheedo the Fragile: [angrily] And now she's DEAD!

The Dag: Wring your hands, tear your hair. But you're not going back. You're not going back to him!

Cheedo the Fragile: [crying] ANGHARAD!

Nux: [sneaks up from behind Furiosa and strangles her with his chains] Filth! You traitored him!

The Splendid Angharad: [Furiosa holds up a knife to Nux's neck] No unnecessary killing!

Imperator Furiosa: This War Boy wants me dead!

The Splendid Angharad: We agreed! He's kamakrazee! He's just a kid at the end of his half-life!

Nux: No! I live, I die, I live again!

[Furiosa spits at Nux, who spits back at Furiosa]

The Splendid Angharad: Hold him!

Capable: Tie him up!

Imperator Furiosa: Throw him out!

The Dag: Chuck him out!

Max Rockatansky: [to Furiosa] You got more friends.

Imperator Furiosa: Bullet Farmer. They're coming from the Bullet Farm.

Nux: It's over. You can't defy him!

The Dag: Just watch us, mate!

Nux: He is the one who grabs the sun!

Toast: Look how slick he's fooled you, War Boy.

Capable: He's a lying old man.

Nux: By his hand, we'll be lifted up!

The Splendid Angharad: That's why we have his logo seared on our back! "Breeding stock"! "Battle fodder"!

Nux: No, I am awaited!

Capable: You're an old man's battle fodder, killing everyone and everything!

Nux: We're not to blame!

The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the world?

[throws Nux off the War Rig]