The Crypt Keeper Quotes in Bordello of Blood (1996)

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The Crypt Keeper Quotes:

  • The Crypt Keeper: [to the mummy's head] Trust me, quit while you're ahead.

  • [last lines]

    The Crypt Keeper: Who's next?

    [looks at camera]

    The Crypt Keeper: Perhaps... you?

  • The Crypt Keeper: [in a fake Jamaican accent] Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper.

    Hot Girl: Nice hair.

    The Crypt Keeper: Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks".

    [Cackles]

    The Crypt Keeper: Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones

    [Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it]

    The Crypt Keeper: T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head.

    [Cackles]

    The Crypt Keeper: Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas,

    [Focus in on a woman's breasts]

    The Crypt Keeper: tourists and they're all so delicous.

    [Cackles]

    The Crypt Keeper: So enough of the jabberin'

    [We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra]

    The Crypt Keeper: Our movie awaits... oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!

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