The Critic Quotes in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

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The Critic Quotes:

  • The Critic: So, you wanna get some Chinese after the show?

    The Detective: Yeah, let's get them!

    The Critic: I meant food.

  • The Critic: [about toy plane on a string] I didn't know they had this budget!

  • The Detective: I thought I knew avant garde.

    The Critic: I thought I knew avant garde.

    The Detective: I know Avant Johnson.

    The Critic: You know Avant Johnson? I used to shave his grandmother.

  • The Critic: [about Violet and Olaf in the play, to the Detective] She doesn't deserve him.

  • The Critic: That song was pretty white.

    Davy Jones: So am I; what can I tell you?

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