The Criminologist Quotes in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Criminologist: And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

The Criminologist: [reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... its slave.

The Criminologist: I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

The Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right!

The Criminologist: With your hands on your hips...

All: You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again!