The Cowboy Quotes in Innerspace (1987)

[pickup line]

The Cowboy: Women love me. But you know that.

Stewardess: [seeing the cowboy lighting up his cigar] I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar.

The Cowboy: [extinguishes his cigar in his hand and sniffs his hand] Mmmmmm. There's nothing like a good cigar. Eh? Partner?

[puts his cigar in the man's suit pocket]

The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.

Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

The Cowboy: You're somthin' else, Slim.

Frank Dooley: [panting] Listen... I'm only gonna say this once. I'm a special officer. You have to get me to the corner of 83rd and Aviation in 10 minutes... otherwise, two wonderful people that I know are gonna die.

The Cowboy: Well, climb on in here, Slim.

Frank Dooley: [enters the truck's cab] Whew! Thank you.

The Cowboy: Well, let's just see how fast this son-of-a-bitch'll go!

[the psycho Cowboy truck driver starts up the tanker truck and suddenly begins slaming into all the parked cars in the traffic jam!]

The Cowboy: Hold on tight to your saddle horn, son!