The Blonde Quotes in American Pop (1981)

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The Blonde Quotes:

  • Tony: What is this?

    The Blonde: Corn.

    Tony: Corn? Corn comes in a little white box from Birdseye. Corn? Kansas is corny! Can ya eat it?

    The Blonde: Yeah.

    Tony: Can ya smoke it? Can ya drink it? Can ya lie in it?

    The Blonde: Sure.

    Tony: Then lie in it with me.

    The Blonde: Are you crazy?

    Tony: Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy in love with your blue eyes... and your corn-silked hair. Your corn-silked hair. I'll never eat corn again without thinkin' about you. Canned corn, candy corn, popcorn, Crackerjacks! You're the prize in my box! And my box is this country. It's all tinfoil on the outside. Corn and sweetness on the inside.

  • Bill: So what's a girl like you...

    The Blonde: Doing in a place like this?

    Bill: ...doing with a bald old cunt like that?

  • The Blonde: They rifled through my underwear.

  • Bill: Were you, uh, "working" for him at the time?

    The Blonde: That... is none of your business.

    [gets up to leave]

    The Blonde: I think you'd better find somebody else to start telling you little stories.

    Bill: Oh come on, I was just joking!

  • The Blonde: Couldn't you give us just a couple of minutes?

    Thomas: Couple of minutes? I haven't even got a couple of minutes to have my appendix out.

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