The Baroness Quotes in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)


The Baroness Quotes:

  • The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their SUV] He gave up.

    Storm Shadow: He never gives up.

    [their SUV is hit by an incoming train]

  • Storm Shadow: I told you I'd kill him if he touched you again.

    The Baroness: I heard you the first time.

  • The Baroness: [smiles] Hello, Duke.

    Duke: [surprised] Anna?

    The Baroness: [kicks him] Now you have to admit, you had that coming.

  • Storm Shadow: McCullen gave me orders to kill the Baron if he so much as touched you.

    The Baroness: Well, he's my husband. Of course he touches me. And besides, his work at the lab goes much better after we've touched. And that's the important thing.

  • Destro: [handling an old iron mask] This belongs to an ancestor of mine. He was caught selling arms to both sides. The French forced him to wear it for the rest of his life. They called him Destro, destroyer of nations.

    Storm Shadow: So why do you keep it?

    Destro: So that I never forget the most important rule in dealing arms.

    The Baroness: Let me guess. Never sell to both sides?

    Destro: Never get caught selling to both sides.

  • [the Baroness points a machine gun at a woman in an elevator]

    The Baroness: Get out! GET OUT!

    [woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as the elevator doors close]

    The Baroness: Nice shoes.

  • [from trailer]

    The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...

  • The Baroness: [about Scarlett] That redhead is really starting to piss me off!

  • Ripcord: [during a flashback scene] Do you love my boy?

    The Baroness: Always and forever.

  • The Baroness: If I were really there, I might actually let you touch me.

    Destro: I'll send a jet.

    The Baroness: Business first. Besides, I'm married, remember?

    Storm Shadow: If you had sent me in the first place, it would already be done.

    Destro: I'm sending you now, Storm Shadow. No more mistakes. The schedule mustn't compromise any further. Keep your eye on her for me.

  • [Heavy Duty has just destroyed their drill pods]

    The Baroness: Now how do we get out of here?

    Storm Shadow: Follow me!

    [Storm Shadow jumps off the catwalk, landing 30 feet below on the floor]

    The Baroness: Like that's gonna happen.

  • The Baroness: Try this on for size, boys.

    [launches missiles at the Joes]

    Duke: Oh, shit!

  • The Baroness: Congratulations, Duke. You just saved Paris.

    [Storm Shadow knocks Duke down]

    The Baroness: Or at least most of it.

  • [as Storm Shadow prepares to kill Duke]

    Duke: [pointing his gun] Move and I'm gonna blow her away.

    The Baroness: [to Duke] Do it. You already killed me once.

  • The Baroness: Somewhere out there is a lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.

  • The Baroness: You're far away. Where are you?

    Captain von Trapp: In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid.

  • The Baroness: There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.

  • The Baroness: Darling, haven't you ever heard of a delightful little thing called boarding school?

  • The Baroness: My dear, is there anything you can't do?

    Maria: Well, I'm not sure I'll make a very good nun.

    The Baroness: If you have any problems, I'll be happy to help you.

  • The Baroness: Why didn't you tell me?

    Max: What?

    The Baroness: To bring along my harmonica.

  • [talking about pink lemonade]

    The Baroness: Not too sweet, not too sour.

    Max: Just too, uh... pink.

  • The Baroness: [to Captain Von Trapp] Fond as I am of you... I really don't think you're the right man for me. You're, um... You're much too independent. And I - I need someone who needs me desperately... or at least needs my money desperately.

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