The Baron Quotes in The Great Race (1965)

The Baron: As a very wise English gentleman once said, 'He who fights and runs away may live to fight another day'. So, until another day, Mr. Leslie, please excuse me, I have a boat waiting!

[leaps through a window and dives... and crashes into his boat]

The Baron: If you find yourself troubled by something mysterious or a problem that's hard to solve, there's a place you can go where you always find help. You just need to look for it.

Linus: [Violette runs and accidentally knocks the candle, setting the chateau on fire] Aaugh!

[Linus grabs Violette and runs to the window]

Linus: Help! Help, help! Help! Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help, please! Help, help, help! Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Help, help!

[Charlie Brown wakes up]

Linus: Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Fire! Charlie Brown! Help, help! Fire!

Charlie Brown: Help! Help!

Linus: Help! Help!

The Baron: Au secours! Au secours!

Charlie Brown: [Charlie runs] Fire! Help! Fire!

The Baron: Au secours! Au secours!

Charlie Brown: Fire, help! Fire! Help! Help! Fire!

[runs to the cafe for Snoopy and Woodstock]

Charlie Brown: Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help! Fire!

[Snoopy and Woodstock opens the door]

Charlie Brown: The chateau! Fire, help! Help! Help!

[heads to Pierre's house as Snoopy and Woodstock runs to the shed to get the hose]

Charlie Brown: Help, help! Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help!

[runs up to Pierre's house]

Charlie Brown: Fire, fire! Help! Fire! The chateau! Fire, fire! Help! The chateau! Fire, fire, fire!

[Pierre, Marcie and Peppermint Patty come out]

Charlie Brown: Somebody, help! The chateau is on fire! Somebody save the chateau! Fire, fire!

[runs off]

Pierre: [to Patty and Marcie] I must call the pompier!

[Marcie and Peppermint Patty runs off]

The Baron: Au secours! Au secours! Au secours! Au secours! Au secours! Ma petite Violette! Oh!

The Baron: [while forcefully undressing Sayuri] Sayuri, I'm only having a look. Any man would do the same.

The Baron: [after Sayuri discovers the teapot she is pouring from is empty] I'm sure if there was one drop left in that pot, Sayuri would have gotten it out!

[other male patrons laugh]