The Balladeer Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Dil Driscoll: [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her] So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?

Bo Duke: Well, actually she's my cousin.

Dil Driscoll: You hittn' that?

Bo Duke: She's my cousin.

Dil Driscoll: Hopefully your kissing cousin.

Bo Duke: Excuse me?

Dil Driscoll: Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.

The Balladeer: [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks] Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.

Bo Duke: [Bo finishes his drink] I'll shuck your corn!

[this is when the bar fight begins]

The Balladeer: [singing main theme song] Living the night, living for flying so high. Fillin' our bogs for the fine in time. Touchin' our bane will feel your rain on the gain. Dust in your veins, mummify insane. Rising for North, rising for bison high. It's a nightlife, whoa! Runnin' hard if you want it or not! It's a wild life, whoa! You can't stop. You must go on! Oh! Living After Death! Living after death! I'm living after death LIVING AFTER DEATTTTTTTTH! Rising for North, rising for bison high.

The Balladeer: ["high" echoes] Touchin' our bane will feel our rain on the gain. It's a nightlife, whoa! Runnin' hard if you want it or not! It's a wild life, whoa! You can't stop. You must go on! I'm living after death! Living after death! I'm living after death! Living... Living... LIVING AFTER DEATTTTTTTTH!

The Balladeer: [the Balladeer singing the first verse of "The World Inside Your Eyes" at the ending credits of the movie. But only on the soundtrack album version] Only you Only me Here alone, all alone It's our destiny Plans were made Now they've changed Know what's right, know what's wrong Life just rearranged. All we can do is to try and understand. I've given all I can. My future's in your hands. Come take my heart, my soul, my love, my life.

Chorus, Chorus, Chorus, Chorus: [singing] Tonight.

The Balladeer: [singing] Hold me tight, babe. Take me to the world inside your eyes

Chorus, Chorus, Chorus, Chorus: [singing] Tonight.

The Balladeer: [singing] Take me to the world inside your eyes!

Chorus, Chorus, Chorus, Chorus: [singing while whispering] Eyes, Eyes, Eyes.