Thayer Quotes in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Thayer: Is she on something?

Ben: God I hope so.

[Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy]

Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?

[Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]

Thayer: That it?

Tony: That's it?

Ben: [points to purse on desk] That's it.

Tony: Have you looked inside?

Ben: No.

Thayer: Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?

Ben: Uhh, yeah, I guess I do.

Tony: Well, it's hardly a purse, dude, it's more like a... clutch or something.

Ben: Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.

[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds]

Ben: How about 'Glitter'?

Tony: Thayer's favorite movie.

Thayer: It was underrated!

Thayer: We, you know, we got a whole bunch of work we have to do, but we're still on for poker at your house this weekend?

Ben: Oh, you count on it.

Andie: Whoo! Boys' night.

Tony: Whoo!

Thayer: Mad. Mad thoughts. Crazy, twisted, sinewy Mad obsession. You sicken me. You're so beautiful, love. I grind you into a fine, soft Powder and inhale you... And then lick you off of my fingers. You love, answer me. Your face brings me death every day... And every day I can't wait to die. Bury me now, love. Bury me now.

Amber: [Thayer peeks around the corner of the bathroom doorway and taps on the wall] What are you doing in here?

Thayer: Did I scare you?

Amber: Yes.

[Thayer walks in toward her]

Amber: Alright, I gotta go.

Thayer: No.

Amber: No, look, what are you doing? Somebody could come in here.

Thayer: What am I doing? That's a really good question - I don't really know the answer to it... It feels like, a misrepresentation.

Amber: A what?

Thayer: I was at the beach today and I saw you. And it was the same girl from before, and it all came back to me.

Amber: That's funny. Because I was on the beach today and I saw a guy in a dress talking about living forever.

[Takes the white flower from behind his ear]

Amber: You've lost your mind.

Thayer: Yes I have.

Amber: I have to go.

Thayer: [Bangs his hands on the stall behind her, cornering her against the wall, and leans in] I want this to end right now, Amber! Right now.

Amber: What do you want me to do?

Thayer: I want you to write it down.

Amber: What?

Thayer: Write it down.

Amber: Thayer, if you're talking about the notebook, that's gone. It's gone... That was a long time ago...

Thayer: No, no it wasn't...

Amber: Yes it was, it was a long time ago...

Thayer: No it wasn't! It was only five seconds ago! Right? One! Two!...

[Begins whispering as Amber repeatedly murmurs, "No..."]

Thayer: three, four, five.

[He embraces her and Amber begins crying into his chest]

Amber: [Begins trying to push him away] Look, I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for everything I've done for you - Things are different now - I can't just...

Thayer: That's not what I'm talking about! - You know that! - That's not what I'm talking about!

[Amber begins crying]

Thayer: Look at me. Look at me!

[Tilts her head up, but Amber keeps her eyes closed]

Thayer: Hey, just say it. Say it. Say it right now.

Amber: [Finally looks at him] I don't know what you're talking about.

[Thayer lets her go]

Thayer: Is it your need for attention that makes you a dirty, little slut?