Tevin Downey Quotes in I Love You, Man (2009)

Tevin Downey: [Watching a video of a grandma on a sybian machine] She's got a bush like a porcupine!

Peter Klaven: Hey Tevin.

Tevin Downey: Hey man.

Peter Klaven: What's so funny?

Tevin Downey: One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

Peter Klaven: Ha ha, what's that?

Tevin Downey: It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.

Peter Klaven: Ohh...

Tevin Downey: Check it out. How sick is that?

Peter Klaven: It's very, that's very sick.

Tevin Downey: So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!

Peter Klaven: Hello fiance.

Zooey: Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.

Peter Klaven: Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news

Zooey: Great! I gotta go, love you.

Peter Klaven: Love you too.

Tevin Downey: Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.

Peter Klaven: No I don't want it.

Tevin Downey: You got it.

Peter Klaven: Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on

Tevin Downey: She got a bush like a porcupine!

Peter Klaven: I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.