Test Administrator Quotes in Star Trek (2009)

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Test Administrator Quotes:

  • Lt. Nyota Uhura: [During the Kobayashi Maru test] We are receiving a distress signal from the U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them.

    James T. Kirk: [clearly enjoying himself] "Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them... CAPTAIN."

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [rolls his eyes] Two Klingon vessels have entered the Neutral Zone and are locking weapons on us.

    James T. Kirk: [Smugly] That's okay.

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: "That's okay?"

    James T. Kirk: Yeah, don't worry about it.

    Test Administrator: Did he say "Don't worry about it?"

    Test Administrator: Is he not taking the simulation seriously?

  • Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and targeting our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either.

    Simulator Tactical Officer: They're firing, Captain.

    James T. Kirk: Alert Medical Bay to prepare to receive ALL crew members from the damaged ship.

    Lt. Nyota Uhura: And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?

    James T. Kirk: [not taking anything or anyone seriously] Alert Medical

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Our ship's being hit. Shields at sixty percent.

    James T. Kirk: [nonchalantly] I understand.

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [exasperated] Well, should we - I dunno - fire back?

    James T. Kirk: [pulls an apple out of nowhere and starts munching] No.

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Of COURSE not.

    [the entire simulation suddenly shuts down, then starts back up]

    Test Administrator: What is this? What's going on?

    James T. Kirk: Hm. Arm photons. Prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds.

    Simulator Tactical Officer: Yessir.

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Jim, their shields are still up!

    James T. Kirk: Are they?

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [checks again] No... They're not.

    James T. Kirk: Fire on all enemy ships. One photon each should do. Let's not waste ammunition.

    Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing.

    [the simulation shows the birds being destroyed one by one]

    Simulator Tactical Officer: All ships destroyed, Captain.

    James T. Kirk: Begin rescue of the stranded crew.

    James T. Kirk: [grandstanding his victory] So! We've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured AND the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is... underway.

    [takes a large bite out of his apple]

  • Test Administrator: How the hell did that kid beat your test?

    Spock: I do not know.

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