Terry Sheridan Quotes in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

[Deciding who should jump off first]

Terry Sheridan: Right, you go first.

Lara Croft: No, you go first.

[Thugs shoot at them]

Lara Croft: I'll go first.

Lara Croft: A bit rusty, are we?

Terry Sheridan: Oh, I think it's coming back.

Lara Croft: I expected more from a Scot.

Terry Sheridan: I don't expect anything from an Englishwoman.

Terry Sheridan: I don't suppose either of you know how to fly a helicopter?

Bryce: I can.

Terry Sheridan: What?

Hillary: What...?

Bryce: Yeah. I've got over 150 hours between flight simulation games, models.

Terry Sheridan: And in the real thing?

Bryce: Two.

Terry Sheridan: Two? Well, you're only going to fly it once I'm out, so I hope you remember your two hours well.

Terry Sheridan: So, where do I fit in?

Lara Croft: What do you mean? You're the guide.

Terry Sheridan: I mean, when you think back on the vast scheme of your hugely adventurous life... where do I fit in? Was I the love of your life, or just another bump on the road? Was I time well spent? Four months? More good than bad? Come on, it had to be more than that, am I right?

Lara Croft: You're right. It was five months.

Terry Sheridan: You wanted to find the Shay-Ling. The only way to get into their place is as their prisoners.

Lara Croft: Hmm. You might have told me that little gem before.

Terry Sheridan: The Shay-Ling are like ghosts, Croft. They move constantly, and their home is the most remote mountain region in China.

Lara Croft: Region? You'll have to do better than that.

Terry Sheridan: Get me into China, and I'll get you to them in a day.

Lara Croft: No guns, no money, no weapons of any kind.

Terry Sheridan: Talk about taking the fun out of life.

Lara Croft: You need to take me to the Shay-Ling.

Terry Sheridan: They Shay who?

Lara Croft: There's a man named Chen Lo who took something from me, and I want it back.

[Lara enters Terry's jail cell]

Terry Sheridan: Croft.

Lara Croft: Hello, Terry.

Terry Sheridan: So, what do you think of my new place? It's not quite Croft Manor.

[Lara pulls out a key]

Terry Sheridan: What? A key to your heart?

Lara Croft: To a flat in Zurich. You can pick another city, if you want. Your record will be expunged, your citizenship restored.

Terry Sheridan: By?

Lara Croft: MI6.

Terry Sheridan: MI6? Now, does that make me Faust or the Devil?

Lara Croft: Well, you can pick one, because MI6 is also arranging for a new identity.

Terry Sheridan: The Shay-Ling have spies all over China. We have to get into the country undetected. So, we slip into Beijing, and we go by truck.

Lara Croft: Truck? Hmm. I was thinking about something a little faster...

[Lara pulls out her gun, points it at Terry]

Lara Croft: I'm sorry to have to do this, but you're wasting time.

Terry Sheridan: You want to shoot me? Shoot me. Personally, I'd rather you do it... than them.

[the Shay Ling appear from the mountains]

Terry Sheridan: Were you really going to kill me?

Chen Lo: [Approaching] Oh, I bet she would have.

Terry Sheridan: Just like old times.

[Lara laughs]

Terry Sheridan: I think that's the first time you've actually smiled because of me.

Lara Croft: Why did you do it?

Terry Sheridan: I started thinking. I was tired of doing things somebody else's way, and it was always going be somebody else's way.

Lara Croft: So, you abandon your men and betray your country?

Terry Sheridan: Leaving my men and my country, that didn't actually hurt as much as I thought. But leaving you did.

Lara Croft: Mm.

Terry Sheridan: You're a hard act to follow, Croft. You know why you and I get along so well?

Lara Croft: [laughs] No.

Terry Sheridan: We are two of a kind, me and you.

Lara Croft: [laughs harder] We are nothing alike.

Terry Sheridan: I don't think we're alike, but I do think we're a pair. Opposite sides of the same coin.

Terry Sheridan: Are you okay?

Lara Croft: Never better.

Terry Sheridan: Looks like we lost the orb.

Lara Croft: Please. You don't think I'd go vaulting into thin air for nothing, do you? I put a tracer on the crate.

[Pulls out a tracing receiver]

Lara Croft: Got it. Look.

Terry Sheridan: Impressive.

Terry Sheridan: You're laughing at ne.

Lara Croft: No, at the fact that I used to find you charming.

Terry Sheridan: I am charming.

Terry Sheridan: [Terry enters the room and places his hand on Lara's shoulder. She turns, her hand on his wrist] You can break my wrist... but I'm still gonna kiss you.

Terry Sheridan: [they kiss. Minutes later Lara handcuffs Terry's hand to the bed post] Not exactly where I thought this was going, but... OK.

Lara Croft: Why didn't you shoot Reiss?

Terry Sheridan: What?

Lara Croft: He must have walked right past you in the lab

Terry Sheridan: I didn't have a clear shot... plus, I had no idea where you were.

Terry Sheridan: Fun's over. From now on, it's by foot. Best to reconsider that "no gun" rule.

Lara Croft: No.

Terry Sheridan: Okay.

Terry Sheridan: This is a little faster. But the Chinese will track the pod.

Lara Croft: There won't be any pod to find.

Terry Sheridan: Will there be any of us to find?

Terry Sheridan: I'm getting tired of you pointing that thing at me!

[Walking up a hill]

Terry Sheridan: And don't be looking at my ass.