Terrence Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Terrence: [after singing and a few seconds of silence] Suck my balls

Chorus: [singing] Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker.

Terrence: You're an uncle fucker, I must say.

Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday.

Terrance, Phillip: Uncle Fucker. That's U-N-C-L-E FUCK YOU! UNCLE FUCKAAAAHH...

Phillip: Suck my balls.

Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.

Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck.

Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!

Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?

Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.

Phillip: Oh yeah!

Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?

Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!

[they laugh]

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck face.

Terrence: [they laugh] Wanna see the northern lights?

[strikes a match, farts, burns up]

Phillip: Ha ha ha. You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart. Ha ha ha.

Terrence: I sure did, Philip!

[to Phillip]

Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch!

Phillip: Oh, you shitfaced cockmaster!

Cartman: Wow! 'Shitfaced cockmaster'.

Terrence: Ok, anyone know how to use these?

Ian: [Brief silence until Ian realises everyone is looking to him for an answer] Um... something about the safety been off... I saw that in a movie. Hey! The law says I can own them, not that I have to know how to use them.

[First Lines]

Juan: Business good?

Terrence: Business good. Everybody cleaned out, it's in the cut if you want it.

Dan: [after watching Mario Savio's speech about The Machine] What is this machine that he's walking about? It's keeping us down, what is it?

Jamal: Like, robots and stuff, right?

Dan: Umm... it could be robots. It could be robots, but let's say it's a metaphor. He's saying this machine is keeping you down. Now, what is that? What keeps us from being free? Ms. Drey?

Drey: Prisons.

Dan: Absolutely. Absolutely, prisons. OK? Prisons are definitely a part of it. What else?

Terrence: White!

Dan: White is definitely a part of it. The Man.

Student: The school.

Dan: The school, exactly. The whole-the whole education system is part of the machine. What else?

Student: Aren't you the machine then?

Dan: Oh, no, you didn't. What'd you say?

Student: Aren't you the machine?

Dan: You're saying I'm the machine?

Student: Yeah, you're white. You're part of the school.

Dan: Oh, yeah, I guess you've got a point. All right, so I'm part of the machine. But if I'm part of it, then so are you. You are, too. We all are. And this is the thing, remember? Everything is made with opposing force. We may be opposed to the machine, but we're still very much a part of it, right? I work for the government, the school, but I'm also very much opposed to a lot of its policies. You guys hate coming to school, right? Holler back if you heard me! You hate it, but you come anyway. Sometimes. Exactly.

Terrence: Clothes maketh the man; and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes.

Terrence: Nasty stuff: Gas. I knew a man once... Put his head in a gas oven... Turned on the gas... Then, he changed his mind... But his head was STUCK!

Terrence: Man, that's a white word if I ever heard one. It's a trick. Stop playing!

Terrence: Why don't you join us?

Martin: I'm a human being.

Terrence: You don't think I have a heart?

Martin: Well, eh, let's just say that's not the organ which springs to mind when I think of you.