Teri Campbell Quotes in UHF (1989)


Teri Campbell Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Teri Campbell: Hey, George, you know those crazy dreams you're always having? You think maybe I could be in some of them from now on?

    George Newman: [cut to "Gone With the Wind" set, where George and Teri are dressed like Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara, complete with fake Southern accents] Honey, from now on you're gonna be in all of 'em!

    Teri Campbell: [longingly] Oh, George...

    George Newman: Honey, let's leave this place right now! Let's go this very minute!

    Teri Campbell: No, George! Let's wait until tomorrow!

    George Newman: But... why? WHY?

    Teri Campbell: Because tomorrow... is another day.

    George Newman: [looks at camera] I knew she was gonna say that!

    [George kisses Teri, credits roll]

  • Teri Campbell: George, you've been bouncing from job to job ever since I've known you. You have to find some way of making your overactive imagination work for you instead of against you.

    [turns around and discovers that George has molded his mashed potatoes into a mountain; she sighs]

    Teri Campbell: What are you doing?

    George Newman: [mimicking Richard Dreyfuss in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"] This means something. This is important.

  • Teri Campbell: George, did you get fired again?

    George Newman: [banging his head against a counter] Yes! Yes! It's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me!

    [instantly changes his mood]

    George Newman: So, what's for dinner?

    [takes a look at what's for dinner]

    George Newman: Mashed potatoes! My favorite! Teri, you shouldn't have!

  • [George and Teri make up]

    Teri Campbell: What do you say, Stranger?

    George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.

    Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?

    George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.

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