Teri Campbell Quotes in UHF (1989)

[last lines]

Teri Campbell: Hey, George, you know those crazy dreams you're always having? You think maybe I could be in some of them from now on?

George Newman: [cut to "Gone With the Wind" set, where George and Teri are dressed like Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara, complete with fake Southern accents] Honey, from now on you're gonna be in all of 'em!

Teri Campbell: [longingly] Oh, George...

George Newman: Honey, let's leave this place right now! Let's go this very minute!

Teri Campbell: No, George! Let's wait until tomorrow!

George Newman: But... why? WHY?

Teri Campbell: Because tomorrow... is another day.

George Newman: [looks at camera] I knew she was gonna say that!

[George kisses Teri, credits roll]

Teri Campbell: George, you've been bouncing from job to job ever since I've known you. You have to find some way of making your overactive imagination work for you instead of against you.

[turns around and discovers that George has molded his mashed potatoes into a mountain; she sighs]

Teri Campbell: What are you doing?

George Newman: [mimicking Richard Dreyfuss in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"] This means something. This is important.

Teri Campbell: George, did you get fired again?

George Newman: [banging his head against a counter] Yes! Yes! It's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me!

[instantly changes his mood]

George Newman: So, what's for dinner?

[takes a look at what's for dinner]

George Newman: Mashed potatoes! My favorite! Teri, you shouldn't have!

[George and Teri make up]

Teri Campbell: What do you say, Stranger?

George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.

Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?

George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.