Tenant Quotes in The Super (1991)

Louie Kritski: GOSH, LIFE STINKS!

Tenant: And then you die!

Louie Kritski: I'm doubling your rent, meathead!

Tenant: Good. That makes two bad checks I have to write!

Young Big Lou: You deadeat son of a bitch, where's the rent?

Tenant: I'm a little short right now. How about another week?

Young Big Lou: Another week? Another week? What do you say, Louie, shall we give him another week?

Young Louie: Eh... okay.

Young Big Lou: Okay? Really? Are you sure? Remember, that $3.00 I give you every week really isn't an allowance, it's more like a percentage. You let this guy skate, that means you only get $2.70. Now remember, the other tenants are gonna want another week. You know what that means? Pretty soon you'll be down to nothing, zero zip. No ice cream. No soda. No candy...

[turns to shout at tenant]

Young Big Lou: YOU GONNA STEAL CANDY FROM MY KID'S MOUTH?

Tenant: No, man, no.

Young Big Lou: Then give me what you got. Alright, Friday, Willie, I want the rest Friday.

[He and Louie leave]

Tenant: [mutters] Don't hold your breath.