Telephone Lady Quotes in For Pete's Sake (1974)

Telephone Lady: It's your word against our computer, Mrs. Robbins.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: We did not make a phone call to Yugoslavia. We have never been into Yugoslavia. We do not know anyone in Yugoslavia. And even if we did know someone in Yugoslavia, we wouldn't spend $12 to call em.

Telephone Lady: Our computer says you did.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Your computer is a liar!

Telephone Lady: That little remark goes right into your file card, which goes into our computer.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: That computer is not God. It makes mistakes, and I will not pay for a phone call that I didn't make. I don't have the money.

Telephone Lady: Strange you won't pay us, but you have money for a pot roast.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Well, you caught me. That's what we do. We sit around all day eating pot roast and calling Yugoslavia. Why don't you stick that into your computer and see what it says.