Tej Quotes in Furious 7 (2015)

Dominic Toretto: How 'bout you tell us where that device is?

Ramsey: I mailed it to a friend. In Abu Dhabi.

Brian O'Conner: That was pretty easy. That other team wanted to torture you for that information.

Ramsey: I didn't trust them. I trust you.

Letty: [Letty scoffs] Now why would you trust us? You barely know us.

Ramsey: I know enough.

[looks at Brian]

Ramsey: Ex-cop. Military, something like that. The way you took out those guys shows training.

[looks at Tej]

Ramsey: Tech guy, offended by the hacker remark, naturally.

[looks at Dom and Letty]

Ramsey: Alpha. Ms. Alpha.

[looks at Roman]

Ramsey: Joker.

Roman: Wrong.

[stands up and smiles]

Roman: Double alpha. Man-candy. You know what I'm saying?

Tej: [everyone laughs] Man, sit your candy ass down.

Roman: [Roman stops smiling and sits down] The disrespect is real around here.

Brian O'Conner: [to Dominic Toretto] Hey, thought you could leave without saying goodbye?

Dominic Toretto: I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too.

Brian O'Conner: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Dom]

Brian O'Conner: This is your car.

Dominic Toretto: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: My car?

Hobbs: [from Fast & Furious 6] It's official. You're all free.

Dominic Toretto: [from Fast Five]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: Home sweet home.

Tej: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Brian]

Tej: What's happenin', dude?

Brian O'Conner: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Tej]

Brian O'Conner: Thanks for the invite.

Mia: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Mia: Want to go for a drive?

Dominic Toretto: No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world.

[from Fast Five]

Dominic Toretto: The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room, right here, right now. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

Roman: [an armed UAV is in pursuit of the car in which are Tej, Roman and Ramsey] First a tank, then a plane, now we got a spaceship?

Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone.

Roman: Oh, it's a drone? Now you're gonna be articulate and break it down like you already know what the hell is going on?

Tej: Shut your ass and drive the car!

Tej: First Han. Now Hobbs of all people laid up in a hospital.

Roman: First a tank, then a plane... Now we got a spaceship?

Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone!

Roman: Oh it's a drone? Now you gonna break it down and be articulate... like you already know what the hell is going on?

Tej: Shut your ass up and drive the car!

Tej: I think I may actually have a plan for that.

Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?

Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?

Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Tej: [to Giselle] Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?

Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?

[Everyone looks at Roman]

Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?

Brian O'Conner: Cause you got the biggest mouth.

Tej: That is for damn sure.

Tej: So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?

Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.

Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?

Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Brian O'Connor: They got deep pockets?

Tej: Real deep.

Brian O'Connor: What's up, Suki?

Suki: What's up, Bullet?

Brian O'Connor: What do you say we kick it a nickel?

Orange Julius: 'Perate, 'perate, 'perate.

[wait, wait, wait]

Orange Julius: No one said nothing about raising the stakes!

Brian O'Connor: If that's the case, why don't you ask these nice people here to back off the line so you can go home?

Tej: Whoa, fellas, fellas. I know my tags are outta date, but damn.

Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?

Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.

Tej: Yeah, a'ight.

Brian O'Connor: [after Brian and Rome escape and Tej and Suki get cited by the police] Thanks a lot, Tej. You're the clutch. I owe you one big time.

Tej: [staring angrily at the officer] Yeah, Brian, you really do owe me, man. You really do.

[Suki elbows Tej]

Tej: Us. Suki says you owe *us*, aight?

Tej: Do I even wanna know where the Skyline is, Dawg? Or where you've been for the past couple'a days? Or where the hell you got these rides from?

Tej: All right. You each got a barrel to go around down at the end of the road here. Second wave gotta sit tight till your partner crosses this line right here. First team to go down and back twice wins the race... at which point, the losers WILL hand over them keys. Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast through straws from now on.

[first lines]

Tej: Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good.