Teeny Quotes in Now and Then (1995)
Teeny Quotes:
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Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
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Chrissy: It makes me look fat.
Teeny: You ARE fat.
Chrissy: I am NOT fat! Am I fat?
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Teeny: It's normal for things to be shitty.
-- Teeny -
Teeny: Now me.
[Reading from Cosmopolitan Magazine]
Teeny: Teeny, "You are a sexual magnet... attracting men from the four corners of the world. Pace yourself."
[Smiles]
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Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Roberta: Truth.
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
Roberta: Drop dead.
Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?
Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.
Teeny: Then can we see them?
Roberta: No, you can't see them!
Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.
Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.
Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.
Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?
Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
Chrissy: What flavor is it?
Teeny: It's vanilla.
[Blushes]
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Chrissy: It's not very big.
Roberta: It's only big when a guy has a hard on.
Teeny: And when that happens, they get this big.
Chrissy: What's a hard on?
Samantha: Doesn't your mother tell you anything?
Chrissy: I'm beginning to think she's been misinformed.
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Teeny: The home run mama steps up to the plate!
-- Teeny -
Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.
Young Samantha Albertson: It's a pact.
Chrissy: All for one...
Chrissy, Teeny, Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: And one for all.
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Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Roberta: "Truth.
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs nows?
Roberta: Well just how big are your boobs?
Teeny: 36D and worth every penny.
Roberta: D, who knew?
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Teeny: Oh, my God.
Roberta: What?
Teeny: I saw his penis.
Roberta, Chrissy, Young Samantha Albertson: Whose?
Teeny: And the balls.
Chrissy: You guys!
Teeny: Scott's.
Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: Oh, my God!
-- Teeny
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