Teeny Quotes in Now and Then (1995)

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Teeny Quotes:

  • Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?

    Chrissy: Truth.

    Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?

    Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!

  • Chrissy: It makes me look fat.

    Teeny: You ARE fat.

    Chrissy: I am NOT fat! Am I fat?

  • Teeny: It's normal for things to be shitty.

  • Teeny: Now me.

    [Reading from Cosmopolitan Magazine]

    Teeny: Teeny, "You are a sexual magnet... attracting men from the four corners of the world. Pace yourself."

    [Smiles]

  • Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?

    Roberta: Truth.

    Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?

    Roberta: Drop dead.

    Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?

    Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.

    Teeny: Then can we see them?

    Roberta: No, you can't see them!

    Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.

    Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.

    Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.

    Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.

    Teeny: They're filled with pudding.

    Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?

    Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.

    Chrissy: What flavor is it?

    Teeny: It's vanilla.

    [Blushes]

  • Chrissy: It's not very big.

    Roberta: It's only big when a guy has a hard on.

    Teeny: And when that happens, they get this big.

    Chrissy: What's a hard on?

    Samantha: Doesn't your mother tell you anything?

    Chrissy: I'm beginning to think she's been misinformed.

  • Teeny: The home run mama steps up to the plate!

  • Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.

    Young Samantha Albertson: It's a pact.

    Chrissy: All for one...

    ChrissyTeenyRobertaYoung Samantha Albertson: And one for all.

  • Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?

    Roberta: "Truth.

    Teeny: Just how big are your boobs nows?

    Roberta: Well just how big are your boobs?

    Teeny: 36D and worth every penny.

    Roberta: D, who knew?

  • Teeny: Oh, my God.

    Roberta: What?

    Teeny: I saw his penis.

    RobertaChrissyYoung Samantha Albertson: Whose?

    Teeny: And the balls.

    Chrissy: You guys!

    Teeny: Scott's.

    RobertaYoung Samantha Albertson: Oh, my God!

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