Tee Quotes in A Thin Line Between Love and Hate (1996)

Parking Attendant: [while arguing with Tee over a parking ticket] But the time is expired!

Tee: [while leaning closely towards the parking attendant] Hey, now, baby, the time... you dealing with the time, now...

Parking Attendant: Uh, excuse me? Wait a minute, what is all this? Could you back up? Cause you are ALL in my space.

Tee: [taking out a card] I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm going to give you this. Chocolate City VIP, baby.

Parking Attendant: [snatching the card] Yeah, whatever. I have to go, all right?

[hands Tee the ticket]

Tee: Hey, write your number down on there. Write your number.

Parking Attendant: Look, brah, the only number you're getting is the number to the ticket office, all right? Cause I gots to GO. Step off.

[heads to her car]

Tee: Hey, sweetheart, you ain't gotta to be so mean.

Parking Attendant: Whatever.

Tee: You still look good. I'll call you later.

Tee: How you doing, baby?

Brandi Web: [coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.

Tee: Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.

Darnell 'Deeny: [narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.

Darnell 'Deeny: [running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...

Brandi Web: [glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!

Tee: [mockingly] Oh, Madame...

Darnell 'Deeny: Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.

Tee: [rudely] Yes, I did!

Darnell 'Deeny: I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.

Brandi Web: I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.

Tee: But Smitty, I was working!

Smitty: I don't care if you were selling oranges by the freeway. I DON'T pay for parking tickets.